you boarded the plane hotly. the pilot said it was gonna take over 24 hours to get there. 👿👿👿👹you punched the pilot and he fell unconscious. his head hit the buttons and suddenly, you were plummeting into the ocean. the other passengers screamed. an old man that was orange tackled you. sherk pulled out his taser and tased him. you hugged your boyfriend and he kissed you hotly. suddenly there was a loud crash and the sound of waves over the other sounds of people screaming 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 your looked out the window and yhu were in the middle of the ocean, slowly sinking!!!!!1!1!1!1! all of the passengers were sinking!!!! but then shrekdaddy had a plan. he saw an island nearby so he grabbed the life jackets and guided everyone to the island safely. everyone thanked sherk. he said "of course 😋😋😋" and then pulled out his knife. he killed all of them and put them in a stack. you helped him make a fire. "we'll have food for days 😂😂😂😂" he said. "f-f-fank yhu baka 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" you said cutely. then he killed you too and ate your flesh for dinner.
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Romancey/n moves into the new village and meets sherk 🥺🥺🥺a sexy green man 😈 this is a joke
