Anthony Small's
“DINGO'S DINER”
EPISODE SIX
“IF IT'S SUCH A NIGHTMARE THEN WAKE UP”
[The episode begins with Brett Gosa narrating on a Tuesday evening as she curl irons her hair at her home in Pine Mountain, GA.]
Brett
[Narrating]
Look at me...so graceful...so elegant. I must say...I've got to be the most attractive woman this city has to offer. So why am I single?
[Sneers]
It's because no one is worth my time, a relationship would slow me down excruciatingly from the goal I have set forth for one Brett Gosa. My goal? To be the most successful restaurant owner in the WORLD. I want to one day move my chain to Vegas...it's the best place to open a food establishment, hire the best chefs available, due to the popularity the pay with be undoubtedly irresistible. Famous names from all over the world will come to see me, Brett Gosa, owner of the most exhilarating restaurant as far as the human body has roamed.
[Sighs]
But in the meantime, I suppose I'm forced to deal with the circumstances I've been given.
[Brett's bedroom television blares loudly in the background as she does her hair, the evening's news anchor begins the lottery announcement]
Anchor
Good evening, Rick Norton here, this evening's lottery drawing is sponsored by Coca Cola. I hope you all have been playing those numbers out there, some lucky souls out there are in the running for the biggest lottery drop of the year with three hundred and ninety million dollars at stake tonight.
Brett
[Narrates in irritation]
Ugh...the lottery another cheat from the government. Especially the mega millions...millions literally play the thing and only two people are successful. Those who ARE successful aren't even old enough to enjoy it. Unfortunately, I was trapped in that hype last evening...
-FLASHBACK: BRETT IS PULLING INTO A GAS STATION NOT FAR FROM DINGO'S DINER THE PREVIOUS EVENING. SHE PARKS AT THE PUMP AND MAKES HER WAY INTO THE CROWDED GAS STATION-
BRETT
-LOOKS AROUDN AT EVERYONE STANDING IN LINE FRANTICALLY-
WHAT ON WHITNEY HOUSTON'S GREEN EARTH....
CUSTOMER#1
YOU CAME FOR THE LOTTERY TOO??
BRETT
NO.
CUSTOMER#2
THEN WHAT YOU STANDING IN LNIE FOR?
BRETT
BECAUSE MY VEHICLE WON'T PROCEED TO COOPERATE WITH THE LAWS OF MOTION UNLESS IT HAS THE FUEL NECCESSARY TO DO SO...NOSEY MAN.
CUSTOMER#3
-CHUCKLES-
IF YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR THE LOTTERY YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.
BRETT
NOT NECCESSARILY, I SEE THE FACT THAT I WON'T BE WALKING HOME SUBTANIALLY SATISFYING.
CUSTOMER#1
-HOLLERS TO THE CASHIER-
HEY BENNY, SHE'S THE ONLY ONE NOT PLAYING THE LOTTERY!
-POINTS AT BRETT-
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