SHREK OPEN HIS EYES OPEN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIFE YAAAAAAAA. THEN HE TOOK A MASSIVE DUMP AND TURNED 43. THEN HE WHENT OUTSIDE AND TAN INTO...................................................SONI............................................:.......................................................FELISHA!!!!! "OMG GGGGGGUUUUURRRRLLL ITS BEEN FOEVA" STATED SHREK, FELISHA AND SHREK WALKED THEN FELISHA RAN INTO A TREE AND DIED. SHREK NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD. THEN SHREK KEPT WALKING AND RAN INTO .....................................................SONI............................................:.....................................................JUSTIN BEVER!!!!! JUSTIN BEVER SUDDENLY DID SOMETHING SOO CRUEL HE STABBED ADDISON RAE 47 TIMES IN THE CHEST. THEN JAMES CHARLES STARTED TWERKING TO SAVE HER BUT SADLY IT DIDNT WORK. SO SHREK KEPT WALKING AND RAN INTO SONIC THEY STARTED TO BOUNCE THEIR BOODIES LIKE BASKETBALLS. SUDDENLY IT TURNED INTO A DANCE BATTLE, SHREK WAS SHAKING IT OFF LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT AND SONIC WASNT THINKING ABOUT IT HE WAS JUST MOVING HIS BODIE AND LISTENING TO THE MUSIC HE SAN OH EH OH. HE JUST MOVED THOSE LEFT FEET HE WENT AHED AND GOT CRAZY. HE SHOWED THE WORLD HE GOT THAT FIRER HE FELT THE RHYTHM GETTING LOUDER HE SHOWED THE WORLD WHAT HE CAN DO HE PROVED TO THEN HE GOT
THE MOVES. CAUSE HE FEELS BETTER WHEN HES DANCING YA YA. SOOOO THE WINNER IS SONIC THEN THEY STARTED MAKING OUT INTENSIVELY. AND SOON SONIC SHARTED OUT THEIR FIRST BABY.