Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots

Waluigi x Fem! [Secrets] (Og! Wah)

A/n: I love the new golf game so much. I made this oneshot based on stuff from a dream I had. Waluigi looks like he could be part of a mafia XD.

Warning: Angst and Waluigi being too rough to (Y/n).

(Y/n) and Waluigi were walking in the Balmy Dunes golf course while chatting when Waluigi noticed (Y/n) sweating.

"Hey (N/n)," he says to gain her attention, "You're looking like you're overheating bud." He points to her face which was red and sweaty.

"We are in a desert Wally," (Y/n) gestures to the large expanse of sand, grass and rocks.

"Here," Waluigi hands (Y/n) a water bottle, "Drink this." (Y/n) grabs the water bottle and drinks some of the liquid. She screws the lid back on and puts the bottle back in her bag.

"Thanks," (Y/n) says. Waluigi gives her a smile then continues to walk again.

«Γ»

The duo soon approach a cave after completing a few holes on the course.

Waluigi slams (Y/n) into the cave wall, "You've been hiding something from me (Y/n)."

Her breathe hitches and she grabs Waluigi's arms, "I don't know what you're talking about," she says with a strained voice. Waluigi's eyes narrow and he growls. "You're not making any sense." Waluigi snakes his hands around her neck, "Can you let go of me..."

"I just need you to be honest with me (N/n)," Waluigi hisses, "I can tell when you lie to me."

(Y/n) honestly didn't know what he was talking about. He was her closest friend; she'd never lie to him.

"You know I'd never lie to you," (Y/n) says, she stares into Waluigi's blue-grey eyes.

"Yes..." Waluigi loosens his grip on her and leans away, "I suppose..." he grits his teeth, "You're still keeping something from me," he points an accusing finger at her.

"I'm honestly saying I don't know what you're talking about," (Y/n)'s voice wavers, "What are you talking about?"

"Something Wario said to me," Waluigi replies, "He said you don't wanna be friends anymore..." he squints his eyes, "But yet again he could be saying that because he wants my attention, and the fact he hates you."

"Maybe what he said was true. But I don't hate you." (Y/n) says.

"But why don't you wanna be friends with Waluigi no more?" Waluigi looks at (Y/n) with wide sad eyes, "Aren't I good enough?"

"You are more than good enough," (Y/n) says and grabs Waluigi's hand, "I think of you as more than a friend Wally."

Waluigi tilts his head and raises an eyebrow while making a confused 'wah'.

"Why would you think such things (Y/n)?" Waluigi asks and pulls his hands away.

"I just do," (Y/n) says.

Waluigi's face becomes red, which (Y/n) couldn't see from the dark in the cave. (Y/n) smiles and watches as Waluigi struggles to form a response.

"When you're flustered it's so cute," (Y/n) says. Waluigi's face goes a deeper shade of red and he pins (Y/n) to the wall again and kisses her roughly.

"I ain't letting you upstage me," he says against her lips.

"Alright," (Y/n) states.

Waluigi holds (Y/n) in the kiss for a moment longer then pulls away.

"Let's finish this stupid course then go on a date or something," Waluigi says, he grabs (Y/n)'s hand and kisses it.

"Okay."