A/N: I know pride month is over but that doesn't mean we can't still have pride. Also Wario being a trans masc icon came to me in that manga where he switches bodies with Peach, he had a dream of becoming a singer (and even knows how to sew which is cute).
Type of pick-up lines they use:
Anarchist Waluigi: All the dirty ones.
N64 Waluigi: None. Fuck that.
Bus Driver Waluigi: Cute ones because he's baby.
Doctor Waluigi: Ones to do with anatomy.
Waluigi: Some dirty ones.
EXTRA:
Wario: Literally picks you up.
He finds you nakey:
Anarchist Waluigi: He will fuck you regardless.
N64 Waluigi: "Put on some clothes... Nice tits tho."
Bus Driver Waluigi: Squeals and leaves the room.
Doctor Waluigi: Examines your body with fascination.
Waluigi: Cocky grin. It's groping time bitch.
EXTRA:
Wario: "What's a Pornhub? I don't need that shit."
You on yer period:
Anarchist Waluigi: Licks da blood.
N64 Waluigi: LOL BYE. Is scared of your moody self even if he is nightmare fuel.
Bus Driver Waluigi: Will get you all the things you need.
Doctor Waluigi: He is doctor. He'll find ways to make it not so painful and to reduce the amount of blood that comes out.
Waluigi and Wario: (Read the period one shot). Waluigi fucking faints. Wario will get all the period products. It's chaos in the house. "OH MY GOD SHE'S BLEEDING!!" "HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!" Massive panic for both men. "FUCK!!" "ARE YOU OKAY?!"
The kind of kinks they have:
Anarchist Waluigi: Blood kink. Choking kink. Bondage kink.
N64 Waluigi: Praise kink. Bite kink (fucking ouch).
Bus Driver Waluigi: None.
Doctor Waluigi: Blood kink.
Waluigi: Praise kink.
EXTRA:
Wario: Hah no.
Kind of drunk:
Anarchist Waluigi: Flirty drunk. Wants sum fuk.
N64 Waluigi: Falls asleep in the backyard and is left there 'til the next day.
Bus Driver Waluigi: Emotional drunk. Thick British accent.
Doctor Waluigi: Violent drunk.
Waluigi: Loopy. Less cocky. More of a growl. Drags out words.
EXTRA:
Wario: Legally can't drink.
Are they part of the LGBTQI+ community?:
Anarchist Waluigi: Straightest man alive. In it for the tiddies an pussy no matter what. Honestly doesn't give a shit about all that but will be respectful towards the community only because of you.
N64 Waluigi: Demisexual and demiromantic. Not much of a lover.
Bus Driver Waluigi: Pansexual OwO
Doctor Waluigi: Literally a bi.
Waluigi: He/they panromantic bisexual mess.
EXTRA:
Wario: Trans man. Was once a lesbian.
You are part of the LGBTQI+ community:
Anarchist Waluigi: Supportive bf.
N64 Waluigi: "Ok cool. Don't leave me tho." He's kind of meh but still loves ya.
Bus Driver Waluigi: "We are taking the whole gang to the pride parade!"
Doctor Waluigi: Any medical procedures you need? He'll be taking care of them for you. Best bf.
Waluigi: Ya'll gonna paint the town rainbow. Yay for vandalism. "Come on (Y/n) lets go and annoy Bowser and talk some gay shit."
EXTRA:
Wario: Will buy all the pride shit. "YES!" If you're a fellow trans he'll love you even more.
Song you both scream the lyrics to:
Anarchist Waluigi: WAP (more him than you tho)
N64 Waluigi: Crawling – Linkin Park
Bus Driver Waluigi: Love You Like A Love Song Baby – Selena Gomez
Doctor Waluigi: Dusk Till Dawn – ZAYN and Sia (Duet)
Waluigi: Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
EXTRA:
Wario: Savage - Megan Thee Stallion
A/n: Even if it's currently school holidays in Australia I have zero motivation but I'll try to write more. I'm currently watching Nintendo High on youtube and Waluigi looks like some sort of rat child XD so I'll probably make some oneshots from that universe as well lol.
I'm gonna make some memes based off the oneshots I've written so far to.
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Waluigi (and Wario) x Reader Oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarThe long awaited (or not) Waluigi oneshot book. Featuring some of my AU's. Enjoy while I have internet on my laptop. This is currently the only book I'm posting for lol. Enjoy the lanky lad, his bro Wario and the many different versions of Waluigi t...
