Franky and Sabrina walk into Ellen's HUGE MANSION, and take a look around. There's so many sweaty teenagers dancing, drinking and canodeling.
FRANKY: oh M Gee this is a MANSION?
SABRINA: Oh yeah Ellen is the heiress of DeGeneres sandwiches her family is super rich hence this big ass mansion.
FRANKY: oooooo right
John and Edward (Jeward) hand Franky two fluorescent drinks. They wink.
Franky starts sipping
FRANKY: Hmpf this burns
Franky just keeps drinking and drinking until he loses sight of Sabrina. The room starts to spin and he falls into Ellen AGAIN!
ELLEN: You're such a boob, stop this falling into me
FRANKY(slurring his words): I don't even have boobs
ELLEN: Wow there buckaroo you're very drunk
FRANKY: I like your nails BUT I HATE MY SISTER
Ellen stares blankly in confusion
ELLEN: Who's your sister?
"G-d is a woman" starts playing
FRANKY: TURN THIS SHIT DOWN! RIGHT NOW!
Franky starts jumping up and down screaming at the top of his lungs, "G-d isn't a woman!" . Then out of pure rage he starts smashing things and ends up smashing a DeGeneres Sandwiches heirloom. Suddenly the room goes silent and everyone collectively runs towards him in unison.
APPLE JACK: YALL GET AWAY FROM HIM, HE'S CLEARLY IN A FIT OF RAGE BECAUSE OF HIS FAMILY PROBLEMS BLARING ON THE RADIO! HE CAN BARELY STAND ON HIS OWN FEET. HE'S AS drunk as Cooter Brown!1 yeeeehaaaaaw!
The crowd goes silent as the loving Apple Jack walks over to the now crying Franky
APPLE JACK: Hey there sugar plum. It's loud in here. Let me take ye to ma little barnyard yard sweetiepie.
1 - "He's as drunk as Cooter Brown."
Cooter Brown is an infamous character in Southern lore. Legend tells that he lived on the Mason-Dixon line — the border between the North and South — during the Civil War. To avoid the draft on either side, Cooter decided to stay drunk throughout the entire war, making him ineligible for battle.
Inebriated Southerners have measured their drunkenness by him ever since.
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