A Match made in heaven

Chapter 1

For Susan is was a normal Sunday night driving back from church until she saw something in the middle of the road. She pulled over and noticed it was a man laying passed out on the road. He had a scruffy beard and long hair for a man. She didn't want to help him until it clicked in my head...She could make this into a face book post so she decided to drag the smelly,hairy, old man into the back of her car. but first she put a blanket that she had in back over her seats so he wouldn't smell up her car.

Once I got home I drug the man inside. my husband was at working extra hours at his job like the hard working man he is and my son was at his best friends house. I laid the man on the couch with a trash bag over it just incase he peepees.

I was talking to the lady's on my iPad when I realized the man was walking up. "Hello? Sir...are you ok?" I asked him as he sat up "m-mam can you get me a glass of water?" He asked so I nodded and went to my kitchen. (where a true holy women spends a lot of her time) i poured him a glass of water then handed it to him carefully.

The man took two slow sips then sat the glass of water down on the ground. "I am your Lord and saviorJesus Christ; I am the one who died on the cross for your sins." The man said and it took me a while to process what he just said. While I was processing what he said he shedded out of his old man skin into a hot young women.

Jesus stood up reveling her hight and new clothing. she was at lest 6 foot tall and had beautiful silk cloths covering her brest and coochie. "I've been watching you Susan and I want you." Jesus as she walked over to me and stroked her soft had down my cheek. "Jesus....I want you too." I said as my thighs nervously shook.

Jesus helped me up from my seat and started to walk me across the room. "Wait where are you taking me?" I asked her as she help my hand. "We are going out to your hot tub and we are going to have fun." Jesus respond warmly and showed me her beautiful smile.

Once we got out side we both took off our cloths and slowly got into the hot tub. I sat across from and gave her a nervous smile then she swam over to me. She lifted me up in the air and stole me seat then sat me on her lap facing her. I wrapped my legs tightly around her waist and looked down at her big boobs that flowed up to the surface.

"Can I touch your Brest?" She asked me "yes, touch them all you want" so Jesus grabbed my boobs then started to suck on my left tit. "Do you like that? She asked and I mutter "yes" and so she continued.

She stoped sucking on my tit and started to kiss me passionately and then lifted me out of the hot tub and thrusted me agenst the wall and started to kiss on my neck. I looked past her and watched as little cows on the farm next door. One of the cows stared right at us then started running to us. "What is that cow. Doing?" I asked Jesus and then she looked behind her and we watch as the cow jumped the fence.

The cow ran over to the balcony we were on then jumped all the way up onto it. Then the cow stood up on two legs and reveled herself to be Doja cat in a cow onesie. "Doja what are you doing here?!?" Jesus asked her as she let me go.

I stood in shock as Jesus walked over to Doja. Doja's cow onesie burned away to reveal a leather one piece bathing suit and a super long whip in her hand that the swung onto the ground and she also revealed super long horns and that's when it hit me.... "DOJA ARE YOU SATAN!?!?" I screamed in shock "yes I am and I want you Jesus to EAT MY PUSSY!!!!!" She exclaimed and hit Jesus to the ground with her whip.

"D-doja please don't...me and Jesus are in love!" I yelled but doja ignored my please to stop. "Open wide sexy." Doja said and started to take off her bathing suit but then the ground started to shake.

Doja turned around with a mix of shock and fear on he face. The ground split open and a huge man crawled out. He was huge, (at lest 50 feet tall) had 4 horns on his head, was shirtless, and his skin was a light blue color. "Doja what did I say about trying to have sex with...wait is that Jesus?" The huge man asked "yes I am Jesus Christ." She said as she got off the ground.