Ser gregor clegane The mountain vs Tyrion Lannister the dwarf
Tyrion looked around the arena.There were dozens of people watching including his family,he was being accused of killing his nephew king Joffrey at his own wedding and now has to fight a trial by combat against ser Gregor clegane,the mountain. Tyrion was a dwarf standing at 4 feet tall while the mountain was about 8 feet tall weighing over 400 pounds and wielding a massive 6 ft long great sword.Tyrion turned his gaze than to the mountain,he'd grip the shaft of his small battle axe and waited for maester pycell to finish his speech.The grand maester would step out of the arena and the horns blew signaling the start of the match.
Ser Gregor would unsheath his great sword and slowly approached tyrion.
"Do you have any last words dwarf?"~asked ser gregor
"Rot in hell" Tyrion would reply
The mountain snarled and gripped the hilt of his great sword and raised the sword up over his head before swinging it down with all of his might. Tyrion would side step and swung his battle axe into the mountains arm,the axe slid off the mountains vambrace.The mountain kicked Tyrion down before raising his great sword up once again. Ser Gregor swung it down,Tyrion rolled to the side before struggling to his feet.Tyrion smashed his battle axe into the mountains knee cap. The mountain let out a scream before falling over.Tyrion would waste no time and climbed on top of the mountain ,he would raise his battle axe up and bring it down onto ser gregors great helm leaving a large dent,Tyrion would do this again and again before his axe finally broke through the helmet and smashed into ser gregors skull.
The people in the audience gasped and looked in disbelief,they couldn't understand how a dwarf could beat a man like ser gregor who was 8ft tall and had the strength of ten men. Tyrion then turned to the audience and looked up at his father,he smirked.Tyrion climbed off the mountains corpse before pulling out his cock and pissing all over his remains.The crowd of people hurled multiple insults at Tyrion as they watched this happen but Tyrion seemed to be unaffected and simply laughed it off.
This was just me making up a scenario in game of thrones where Tyrion fights the mountain instead of oberyn and somehow wins.
I'm terrible at writing but I still hope you enjoyed this small thingy
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