I LOVE YOU, GODAMMIT!

A/N: Hello, hello and hello everyone!  

A/N: Welcome to the wondrous world of 'I LOVE YOU, GODAMMIT!' I hope you enjoy your stay, for this might be a bumpy (and lonely) trail down heartbreak lane! (Lame A\/N, I know. Sorry :/)

A/N: Please R&R! (Not rest and relax [well, you can if you want], read and review! It only takes a few seconds... :]) Tell me what you think! I'm writing this for you people, you know! :D  

A/N: Extra shoutout to you crazy Wattpad readers: This is originally a Fanfiction . net story, therefore some things may not make sense (Alerters? Favouriters? What is this nonsense?) but bare with me. I'll take out as much as I can, but come on. I'm only human XD

A/N: If you Fanfiction . net readers are reading this and wondering 'why the heck is she uploading this onto Wattpad?' my answer is this; sometimes, you do not find what you are looking for, but the end result is fabulous and amazing and wonderful. Let's hope this story gets you there :P

A/N: P.S. With this whole character business and putting photos of people and casting people - hold up a second here. Isn't writing all about IMAGINATION~? I usually use anime people to portray characters in my covers so that people can imagine them as PEOPLE, and tweak them to their will. I feel that subjecting them to one particular actor/singer/cheeseball is a bit unfair. Sorry, guys, but that's all there is to it. However, the cover I made on Photoshop is to the lovely side, if you'd care to check it out XD

A/N: AND ANOTHER NOTE! I have already written 41 chapters of this story on Fanfiction . net, and I am going away to my mum's place for two weeks, which sadly does not have any internet. Therefore, if you have a burning desire to read what happens next... well, you might have to cross over to the dark side.

A/N: Not that I'm trying to cross you over to the dark side or anything.

A/N: I fear that the Wattpad owners would kill me.

A/N: And another note! If there were three categories, I would totally put romance for this, however, I feel that... no offence, but I feel that the humor section is lacking humor a bit - therefore, this is planted in there! And without further ado, here is I LOVE YOU, GODAMMIT! XD

Chapter One

"And look at this! The wondrously generous Potter boy is sitting by himself! Oh, dearie me! What is wrong?"  

"Why did I let you in my house?"  

Sirius Black was currently hanging upside down on James Potter's wardrobe in their shared bedroom. Sirius' tone of voice had taken to one of a dramatic commentator, and James was sick of having everything he did being commented on. After all, it wasn't as though they were at a Quidditch match. No one needed voice-overs in real life!  

"Ah, that is the question, young Potter! Oh, look at that! Wow! He's getting up for the first time since he woke up, which was well over five hours ago!"  

"I'm warning you, Padfoot-"  

"- Splendid! Look at him, flexing his arms menacingly! My, my! What is he up to now? He's approaching the wardrobe, he's taking away my hairbrush - I mean microphone, AND HE'S GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF! I THINK I CAN HEAR A COLLECTIVE GASP FROM THE AUDIENCE! OH NO! WATCH OUT, HE'S ON A DANGEROUS RAMPAGE! AHH!"  

James rolled his hazel eyes at his friend's theatrics. He put the two halves of Sirius' hairbrush on Sirius' bed. Then, he proceeded to kick his wardrobe. Sirius wobbled and he felt his legs slipping off the top of the wardrobe.