They're so fucking true :P There is language, so that's the only reason it's rated PG 13.
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1.) Pretend all you like. True friends can see past that fake smile and tone.
2.) Would you rather be stabbed in the back by someone you hate, or be stabbed in front by someone you love?
3.) Best Friend: Knows you're crazy and is still choosing to be seen out in public with you.
4.) You fail a test. Your friend aces it. Stragety forms in your head. Next test comes along. Be sick, and get sent home early. Next day, come back and ask your friend for their study guide, claiming that you lost yours, and hence friend gives it to you. A few hours later, you ace your test. You hand back the study guide to friend. Friend asks, "How'd you ace the test so easily when-" friend stops there, narrows eyes, snatches paper out of hands and says, "You damn son of a bitch." friend proceeds to call you names, you take it, then all is forgiven.
5.) A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we screwed up!"
6.) A good friend will say when you had enough. A true friend(and a damn good awesome one), will look at you stumbling around and say, "Bro, drink up the rest! You know we don't waste!"
7.) When you're going through your depressed, ifuriating, and exciting times of your life, you always have that special friend by your side.
