Private School Secrets

The Tour

"This is the main building. Some of the students hang around here when they have free time." Ms. Cooper said

"Oh, that's nice. You can do that too when you make some new friends." My mom said.

Ugh!!! Why is she such a mom!? She makes it sound like I have no friends at all. 

"Yep, that will be great." I said

We walked out of the building and into a big field. We stopped right in the middle. 

"Okay. I'll tell you guys what we have first and then we will actually go look around." Ms. Cooper said, "We have a lot of buildings as you can see. We have the main building, the dorms, the dining hall, the recreational building, and the buildings with your actual classes. We also have a church for students who practice religion. There is also a football and soccer field." 

A church here!!!?? Really? 'I really REALLY want this new Prada bag, but Daddy says no. Please make sure I get it.' Gosh I feel bad for the people who have to put up with these snobs.

"Wow, that's nice. You guys have so many buildings!!" I said half sarcastically, "So what building are we going to see first?" 

"Well, it's up to you. What building do you want to see first?" Said Ms. Cooper

"Can we look at the dorms?" I said

"Sure, I was hoping you'd say that." Said Ms. Cooper

Hmmmm mmmm. I wonder why? So she could have time to put all her skeletons in her closet!!!?!?!?!

I looked over at my mom who looked happy that I was talking to this Kool-Aid lady. She was buying the whole thing. Hello!? Can't you see that she is putting up a front!?

As soon as we got to the dorms I put my bags straight in the closet. Thank goodness! I did not want to carry these around. I looked around the room and it looked like one of those hotel rooms except it was one of everything! One desk. one bed, one closet, one everything! My school supplies were already laid out for me on the desk. 

"Wow, this is nice. Can we decorate our rooms?" I asked

"Yes. Of course, we want our students to feel right at home. Just make sure it's school appropriate." Ms. Cooper said

"Cool, I'll bring some of your things from home here." My mom said 

"Okay, here is the key to your room make sure you keep it safe." Ms. Cooper said 

We continued our tour to the dining hall. This place was huge. Rows and rows of tables ad chairs. Wow. 

"This is the dining hall. Not much to say about this. Make sure you eat when it's time to eat. Just in case, the dining hall is open 24/7." She said. 

I looked over at my mom and she just looked amazed. I know it's cool, but can't you see through her front, mom!?

"Well, the last buildings we are going to see are the buildings with the classes. The rest of the buildings, I'll assign someone to take you around a little more." Said Ms. Cooper

Yep. I was right. She has to go and put the rest of her skeletons away because her minions couldn't handle the job. Mentally shaking my head. Rich people. 

We walked to these huge buildings. 

"Are you sure this isn't a college campus. This is huge!" Me and my mom both said.

Lol. We read each others minds. READ MY MIND: TAKE ME BACK HOME!!!!

Ms. Kool-Aid laughed. 

"We are trying to make that happen actually. For now...no." Kool-Aid said

We walked inside the building and some students were already in there classes....learning. Yeah right. All the students are all perfectly in there seats learning...okay. 

"Well, I don't want to interrupt any of the classes but your classes will be in these buildings. Make sure you are on time to every class and do your best." Kool-Aid said. 

I smiled and nodded. 

"Yes. Of Course, Ms. Cooper. I want to make you and my mom very proud." 

I gave her some cheesy line just like she's been giving me and my mom all day.