once upon a time there was a lovely boy called jake. now a couple facts about jake he likes feet we only have on fact but on with the storyOne day Jake was waking up from a lovely morning nap and he had a boner and well Jake had a wank long story sort there while thinking about feet little kiddie feet because he likes kids. but the only porblem was is that he didnt know he was in the love island villa so when he was done everyone was staring at him but Jake had an idea he went running out of the room and ran right off the cliff down into the waters of france.