Joseph Joestar finds himself in the front row seats for an Ed Sheeran concert and is called up on stage to meet the ginger. What happens next changes the course of history forever.
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JOKE FANFICTION DO NOT COME FOR ME
It was a boring Tuesday evening. Joseph lay on the couch wondering what there was to do in this new city. He had trained the entire week and tomorrow would be a free day. He would be permitted to do whatever he pleased.
"I suppose I could go for a walk around town," his quiet whisper turned into a yell, "Caesar, want to walk with me into the main part of town, or should I say downtown?"
"Sure, I'll go with you. There's nothing to do in this stuffy place."
"I'll ask coach Lisa Lisa if she'd like to come as well."
"Eh? Alright. I thought you didn't like her too much."
"I rather ask her out of curtesy than be beaten to death."
"Fair point. I'll wait outside."
Joesph walked to Lisa Lisa's study towards the back of the house. She was reading papers and filing them away into a cabinet. "Miss Lisa Lisa," Joseph politely asked, "Would you like to join me and Caesar in a walk around the town?" Lisa Lisa lifted her head from the papers and stood up from the floor, closed the cabinet, and set her remaining papers on her desk.
"Why do you need me to walk around town?" Lisa Lisa enquired skeptically.
She knew Joseph was not the type to invite her to anything. "Well, you do know the area better than us, am I right?" Lisa Lisa sighed and grabbed her jacket off her desk chair. "You'd be correct. Let's go."
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