Joseph Joestar finds himself in the front row seats for an Ed Sheeran concert and is called up on stage to meet the ginger. What happens next changes the course of history forever.
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JOKE FANFICTION DO NOT COME FOR ME
The group arrived in the center of town and parked the car in a free lot. Shiny buildings lined the streets. Though many of them were closed already for the night, quite a few were still open.
"A theatre?" Joesph asked, pointing across the street. Caesar and Lisa Lisa turned to face the humongous building. "Ah, yes. That theatre has been here for ages. Many of the worlds greatest performers host their concerts and events here!" Lisa Lisa remarked. "Have you ever been to a concert there?" Joesph asked Lisa Lisa. "No. I haven't had the time. You have to purchase more than one ticket anyways. Suzi Q has refused my offers every time." Joesph began to cross the street. Lisa Lisa and Caesar followed him.
"Hello. Ticket sir?" The man in the ticket booth turned around.
"How may I help you?" the man asked. "Ah, yes. Do you have a schedule of upcoming concerts?" Joseph asked, attempting to peer around the man. "Mhm. Give me a moment." the ticket man walked to the back of his booth. "Joseph. What do you think you're doing?" Caesar pulled Joseph aside. "Getting us tickets of course." Caesar sighed, "You didn't bring money Joseph." The ticket man returned to the window, "The only show for the next week we have tickets remaining for is this concert right here." The man pointed to the paper and Joseph began to read. "Alright. Can I get three tickets? I'd like seats right next to each other." The man ducked under his desk and pulled out three tickets. "We only have three front row seats remaining. Seats next to each other that is. Would you like them?" Joseph nodded and handed over a stack of cash. He grabbed the tickets and the group walked away.
"Joseph. We don't have any time to go see a concert. What were you-" Lisa Lisa was cut off. "Well, coach Lisa Lisa, this concert is tomorrow afternoon. That is out free day is it not?" Before Lisa Lisa had time to respond Caesar stepped up. "Joseph, where the hell did you get that money? I know you don't have that much. You didn't even bring your wallet to begin with." Joesph tossed Caesar a wallet. "I stole yours." Caesar caught his wallet and looked inside, "That was all my money; you took everything but the coins!" Caesar began to chase Joesph back to the car. Lisa Lisa walked behind them, shaking her head.
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