One Shot Based Off Recommendations

Villain friendship stronger than Hero friendship.

I based this off the AO3 story that gave me inspiration. Don't like it, leave. Like it, vote on it. From your unfriendly neighborhood asshole.

How do I say this? Do research on your friendly neighborhood villains? And don’t get roped into doing their dirty work of healing them, trust me, not worth the money. We’re gonna ignore the fact I did that and am making bank of this shit but being kidnapped for shit you didn’t do is starting to make me regret that shit. So here I am, in an abandoned warehouse in the middle butt-fuck nowhere. Dream interrogating me(poorly might I add) and 404 just napping in the background. 
“Ready to tell me the identities of the Syndicate, Tommy?,” Dream asked.
“Fat chance, fucker.”, I state, like a little shithead. Dream sighs only to have loud banging of door to be heard. ‘Is that the Syndicate?’ 
“Dude, why the fuck are you here? I rarely see you or 404 at the Hero Tower anymore.”, says the stranger near the door.      

              I think it's a good idea to scream for help, so I do. 
“HELP! HELP ME!!! HE-!,”I’ m cut off by 404 covering my mouth.
“What was that?”,says the stranger I can’t see but here, stomping towards me. Oh shit. It’s Flame, can ya help a man out here?
“Why do you have a 15 year old CHILD, zip tied to a chair in the middle of a god damned warehouse? Are you fucking crazy or flat out fucking stupid?”, he says. Well fuck you to man I’m not a fucking child, I’m a big man. Biggest of them all, bitch.
“He knows the secret identities of the Syndicate.”
“THat doesn’t mean kidnap him! Why didn’t you just arrest him with a warrant?”
“Because I didn’t have any physical evidence that he does but I watched the alley behind the coffee shop he heals VILLIANS in. VILLIANS for god sake.”
“That still doesn’t mean you can kidnap him. Give one good reason I shouldn’t take a picture and send to every news station in l’manberg.”, Flame says. Pulling his phone out, camera facing me to take the picture. 
Let me tell yall now I have a bad feeling Dream is smirking under his mask and it's not for a good reason.
“You won’t do it because we’re all family. And you wouldn’t do that to family, would you?”, Dream says. He sounded like a dick so I’m gonna space out and tell yall what’s gonna happen. We’re gonna say some magic words and our guardians are gonna pop out and save me. So while I wait for the right time I’m gonna- wait what is going why is Flame sitting next to me.
“You know, as an adult with a job to keep your private life out of your work life, you sure like to endanger civilians on either side.”, I state with surprise. I was really hoping I wouldn’t be here any longer but when Flame chose secrecy over the safety of a civilian. Though a perk out of the situation would be I got him to flinch and look at the ground with regret covering his face. High five to me. 
‘You’re just a kid, you wouldn’t understand.”, he says.

             Um, bitch, excuse me? Did you really just call me a kid. I tore Jschlatt’s head off and helped lead a coupe to put a new government in place(which has gone to shit so I gotta fix that later) and, AND, heal villains with worse injuries than fucking Micheal Wattson. 
“Not a kid you fucking sorry excuse for a match. The moment I’m free your head will be added to my friends collection.”, I state firmly. I really don’t think anyone was expecting that second part to come out of my mouth because everyone is looking at me now. 
“What do you mean ‘added to my friends collection.’ Who is this friend and why do they collect heads?”, asks a hungry Dream as 404 walks through the door with food. I’m pretty sure I put Flame on edge because he is now looking at me like I kicked a small child.
“What? Have you guys never heard of Dystopian? The group of homicidal maniacs with nothing better to do than through a coupe? Well, to humor you until my saviour arrives, do you know who Icarus, is?”
“Yeah, he’s the  only Red-tailed Hawk to exist after the Avian Massacre. He was a part of Dystopian. Only healer in the group. Only 1 person  on his body count.”, says 404 while handing out food.
“True, he’s also a blonde 17 year old with no regard for human life, works at a cafe and is currently kidnaped by 3 of the stupidest heroes in the country?”, I say this while staring straight at them. They look confused for a while till it seems to click for Dream and he continues to yell,
“How dare you call us stupid!”