Adopted by Pitbull; an unexpected and slightly illegal love story.

Here comes papa

(reminder: this is a limited edition oneshot ok)

y/n's POV:

"y/n!! WAKE YOUR A$$ UP [swearing is banned]" 

*sigh* I wake up to her banging on my door, my drunk mother, Nicki Minaj, is a little too crazy in the mornings. I get out of bed softly and open the door, wearing nothing but a cute little oversized t-shirt and no panties uwu. There was someone, devilishly handsome standing behind nicki. 

"what's going on here?" I ask softly, in my softest prettiest voice. 

"you are being adopted, y/n" the mysterious man replie.

my eyes tear up, like that one emoji, my cute aegyosal getting wet softly with my glitter diamond tears that are ethereal. I couldn't believe it, my own mother... at least this man is hot...

before I could open my mouth to reply my mum, Nicki Minaj, threw me out of the house softly. I laughed at how silly and goofy the situation was. she locked the door behind me and the hot male. 

"BROKE PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER LAUGH!" my mum yelled through the window. I look to the ground softly, now frowning softly. the man kneels beside and lifts my chin up with his slender, soft, and calming fingers. I look at him deep in the eyes, his beautiful poo water eye... god he is beautiful. he looks like an angel. no, he is now my legal guardian, but we arent blood related right??? i mean I am 33 years old... i can do what I like... right? 

"you are safe with me now' he tells me softly, in a low growling voice, sounding almost like the local discord mod from an anime server that used to call me before finding out I was not a cute little gorl. 

I respond nervously, shaking softly, "I don't even know your name" I blush.

"my name is pitbull... but you can call me papa or Mr worldwide" he smirks and I blush even harder. I nod submissively, still looking into his eyes before standing up, hinting that we should leave before my mum comes out with an AK47. We get into his bright pink porsche and drive. 

Pitbulls POV:

wow she is cute... maybe I should take her somewhere more fancy than my house... i will take her to my... hotel room....

---- time skip ----

y/n POV:

I woke up. hmmm I must have dozed off. wait... where am i? I look around softly, it looks like i am in a hotel room. I look down to see that i am now dressed differently, did he... dress me???? *blushes*. I hear the door open, it's him... Pitbull. he smiles at me and his eyes light up, he looks like a little rat when he smiles, he looks more handsome every time i see him. he sat next to me on the hotel bed with a box of pizza. a man of Italian culture, i didn't know he was so culturally diverse... 

"mmm it looks good" i say biting my lower lip softly before looking at him. he looks even better...

"I know, i bought it just for you... you look a little malnourished" he giggles and blushes a little. I blush back. he tells me to open my mouth and i do, he feeds me a nice hot sloppy piece of Italian pizza extra meatlovers with three cheese. i moan soflty because it tastes soooo good. he notices and blushes again before putting down the piece of Italian pizza extra meatlovers with three cheese. i look up again, wondering why he stopped feeding me the piece of Italian pizza extra meatlovers with three cheese. we both make intense eye contact. i feel butterflies in my toes and kneecaps, my lips stutter.

Pitbulls POV:

mmm kitten

y/n's POV:

"may i kiss you..." he asks me softly, i gulp nervously. I have never been kissed before... what if i get pregnant?!?! no it's okay... i trust him.

"yes... Mr worldwide 305... please kiss me" he smiles at me and leans in. i become flustered and close my eyes softly. our lips make contact, he tastes like cheese fresh from the piece of Italian pizza extra meatlovers with three cheese that we were eating just a mere moment ago. the kiss is brief but passionate, hot, heavy, even a little sweaty and definitely greasy. it was so hot and tiring that we both fell asleep in each others hairy warm arms softly. 

i hear him utter a soft "i love you" before he begins snoring like a mammoth. so hot. so swag. i hum softly in response in my cute uwu voice. 

i love you too, Mr Worldwide pitbull 305. Goodnight my love. 

----- the end -----