Oh Bo and the Ucky Blucky Piss Kink (Bo Burnham x reader)

ew lol

One day you see a very hotty patotty guy in da street. He has a very seggsy hat that says "I pee in pools".
He sees you and says "AYO I HAVE A PISS KINK!!!"
You reply with "ME TOO DADDY ALPHA"
Bo says "MY JUNK IS BIPOLAR IT'LL SPLIT U IN HALF"
You say "OH EM GEE PROVE IT"
Bo replies with "I WILL RAIL U AND PISS IN U MY LIL SUSSY BAKA"
"YAY" you exclaim.

He takes you to his home. He pisses on the floor. It's very yellow and sticky. It's also liquidy.

"Lol I have a uti bae" Bo says.
"Hot" you reply.

He lays you down on his piss stained bed. He takes off both of y'all clothing. He pisses all over u then he sticks his bipolar junk in ur chamber of secrets.
You cum after 2 seconds then piss a lil.
He gives you a strap on then you peg his tiny asshole.
Then cum comes out da strap on.
"OMG I CAME OUT DA STRAP ON!!!" you exclaim.
"I'M PREGNANT NOW WTF" says Bo.

He gives birth to a piss baby after 5 seconds.

The baby is yellower than his uti piss.
The baby is very ugly.

-Time skip to a week later-

Bo has post partum depression and both of y'all are stuck raising that ugly ass baby.