The way they fuc- I mean fell in love

The chapter that didnt make it in the book ;)

The two teacher took the two boys draco and Harry out of their dorms. Suddenly rape..I mean Snape choke me like you hate me dumbles and whipped and nye nyed him on the wall then they aggressively make out while Harry otter and draco maltoy watch so they can copy it on each other, they have been taking lessons from there wonderful teachers for about a week now so they can make sure to pleasure there friend with benefits perfectly.....

As Snape continued to French kiss the very much not French head master, they forgot about the two horny boys who had run off to find the nearest closet. (which they had recently come out of) Which they started making out in, Hairy would always wonder if him and draco would stay friends or if they would accidentally purposely achieved his dreams of being partners.