Offenderman was walking through the alleyway.
He then saw the most sexiest being in the whole wide world
Trash 😫☺️🥺😍🥰🥺‼️‼️‼️ Trash was 3'4 with crusty gray hair. Trash wasn't like other trashcans. Trash likes someone who is ugly, deformed, death-derserving, creep person ( AKA offender ) Trash and offender were ment to be 🥺🥺‼️‼️‼️‼️
This is canon.
