THE GREAT (AMONGUS) PURGE (100% REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Comrade Gray Upholds Socialism

"There is so much counterrevolution in this world," Amongus Gray said out loud. "We must put an end to it."

"What are you saying?" Amongus Elric asked.

"I'm saying: there is one counterrevolutionary among us. I am going to find them."

"Have fun with that." Amongus Elric responded. "I'd join you, but I don't want to."

"Are you the counter revolutionary, then?"

"No, I swear, I've read Das Kapital 18 times."

"Oh ok."

"I must purge the world of counterrevolutionary behavior, I swear to Marx."

Later, all the amonguses had a party together on Lenin hill. Gray walked up to a character who was yellow and started chatting,

"What are your thoughts on world communism?"

"Seems pretty tight dawg, ain't it sick tho how much money I can flex on them poors?"

"That's an odd statement from a communist..."

Yellow guy responded, "you seem to be pretty sussy, you baka, you wacky baka."

"Get your counterrevolutionary looking face out of here, you counterrevolutionary."

"I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything you say bounced off me, the rubber, and onto you, the glue, such that it sticks."

Gray gave up on that traitor to the working class and continued the sermon to a red girl. The red girl/amongus/traitor to the working class/imposter refused to listen.

Gray went around trying to find out who the counter revolutionary was, but they all seemed to be sus in their behavior and filled with imperialist propaganda.

Eventually at the meeting whatever I don't know how to play this game, the amonguses voted and determined Gray was the imposter/counterrevolutionary.

"I'm not the counterrevolutionary," Gray protested.

"Well, the game seems to agree you are."

"THE GAME IS COUNTERREVOLUTIONARY." Gray looked at the sky and asked to see it's manager.

The manager of the Amongus game came down from the heavens. It was Joseph fucking Stalin himself.

"Bro, you're running the amongus game?"

"Da, comrade. I am."

"I thought you were dead?"

"No, Krushchev and I planned this actually. He would pretend to poison me, but in reality was poisoning my twin, Stalin Joseph. In exchange, Krushchev would become leader of the USSR. Stalin Joseph died but I left the USSR to pursue my dreams of creating amongus."

"Wait, you left the CPSU to make amongus?"

"Da, comrade. Unfortunately, some kulaks modified my amongus and removed all the references to communism. Most american youth play the modified version without communism."

"Okay, I'm not sure what the moral here is."

"The moral is that you shouldn't write fanfiction about amongus at 2am, otherwise you will create a conspiracy theory about the death of Joseph Stalin."

"That is a very specific moral."

"Da, comrade."