your mother is an inposter

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"yo, lets play some boring old games."
in your opinion, whats old games?
fall guys? fortnite?"
"how about a little guy bu the name of Jerma985. Jerma985 was sus, sus, baka!"
"why are you calling me sus?"
"cause youre an imposter b-"
"WE ARE CREWMATES."

your mother so sus they didn't call The Crewmates, Jerma985 was all, "I dont trust her." in other words she ejected him, and Jermas sus, thats how we know shes an imposter, just to clarify.
an imposter! an imposter! yeah well your mother is an imposter! i vented, your mother is an imposter! an imposter, shes an imposter!

stop, everybody call an emergency meeting, goof show guys, but i dont sus. kill all the crewmates, dont act sus, sabotage. here in the skeld, you gotta do all the tasks, mate.
reach in the vents, fake the tasks, don't be sus, i'll be here reporting the bodys.
so guys, be sussy, show off your pets.
what did you say his mother was again?

an imposter.

an imposter! after voting! shes venting like she had a bottle of NrG!
shes also sus! not sure if i mentioned that! sabotaged and self reported to be exact!

Man, thats sus! i'm calling an emergency meeting! but, to change the subject, i did a medbay scan so you can trust me!
now im venting faster than a sus imposter! while your accusing crewmates of being the imposter!

I belive you need a reason to eject this crewmate! if your mom were a crewmate i'd still eject her cuz shes sussy!
shes a sussy, venting & sabotaging the lights!
a sussy baka who got caught venting on cams!

i'll finish this later.

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