spaghetti ultra

Has your girlfriend ever beat you with a wet spaghetti noodle because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad.

I was that wet spaghetti noodle. And here's my story.

U might be wandering how the fuck I didn't break in half from being smacked against people. Well I'm like Technoblade, I NEVER DIE. u wanna know why. Well here's the story...