I was sitting in my fabulous new establishment, My friend Ronald opened the window and i felt a cool breeze against my buttocks. I knew this was it. Everything I saved up for was right here. I kicked all 587 of my garden gnomes and headed to bed. I struggled getting to sleep but i eventually succeeded. I woke up at 4am to a loud fart-like sound coming from within the bedsheets. I was parallized in fear. I could not see but i could feel someone inside the bed with me. They tickled my belly button and whispered "I'm not a urinal" . I turned my head a little. It was Ronald. I punched him in the manboob and pushed him off my bed.He ran out crying. What an asscheek he was. I continued sleeping.
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Larry and Ronald's Adventure to Dogshit Mountain
AdventureLarry and Ronald are best friends. They go on the best adventure ever to a place called Dogshit Mountain. This story is written in Larry's perspective.
