On week #29 we arrived at Noodle creek. Bob and Jeffery had taken the wrong path. I wanted to kick them in the gonads but at this point i really had to poop. I ran behind the trees and took a dump bigger than the eiffle tower. "PASS ME THE SANDPAPER I REALLY NEED TO WIPE MY ASS" I yelled to Ronald. "WE DON't HAVE ANY LEFT" he replied. He throws me a can of beans and says "use this instead". I was furious. i continued to wipe my butt with the beans. We soon hopped back on our rhinosausages and started heading the right direction this time.
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Larry and Ronald's Adventure to Dogshit Mountain
AventureLarry and Ronald are best friends. They go on the best adventure ever to a place called Dogshit Mountain. This story is written in Larry's perspective.
