Once apon a time there was a girl named linda philips and she likes 🍒🍑🍌 and she waned to become a stripper when she was a little girl. So her parents liz and beth(they are lesbian) told her that she could be anything she wanted so when she was three she got hey first striper outfit and shoes. At the age four age she started to strip at a strip club. At the age five through sixteen she continued to strip. When linda was seventeen year old she started a new job and her job was washing cars. At the age 20 she started to strip and wash cars and then she got fired cuz she was too inappropriate. At the age 23 she died from a disease called stripaphobia.
