Oh The Lemon God Was True...

Trying To Pretend

Sam's POV
I was preparing the table for the dinner as Foolish was tapping the floor as he sat down on the chair.

"Your gonna leave a dent in the floor if you keep doing that" I say, a bit annyoyed

Foolish stoped, "O-oh sorry dear"

I sigh, "What's on your mind this time?"

"When do you think Ponk's gonna be back? It's already late" Foolish replied, worried something bad happened to Ponk

"Don't worry, he'll be back soon" I say trying to reassure him

He calmed down and laid his head on the table

Then we heard someone unlock the front door, slamming, and someone rushing into the kitchen

Ponk...who looked very worried

Foolish immediately got up and gave Ponk a hug, "Ponk! Where were you?"

Ponk gave Foolish a kiss on the check and let go of the hug, "I-I gotta tell you both something really fast!"

"Oh what is it?" I asked

"So the lemon ritual that I did summoned a God! A lemon God and-"

"A lemon God?!" Foolish asked, confused and shocked

"Wait..how?" I asked

"I-I don't know but he thinks he must serve me since I 'freed' him from a never ending forest prison, and he wants to stay here because I'm here! I said you two are my roommates and-"

I stopped Ponk, "Calm down Ponkie...Just relax, it's fine if he stays here and what do you mean we're roommates?-"

Ponk's POV
I immediately got pulled into a hug. Hands wrapping around me.

Sam and Foolish looked confused and in shock

"Back off" The God snapped

"What do you mean 'back off'? He doesn't belong to you" Foolish said, annyoyed

"Yes he does" The Lemon God simply spoke, holding me tightly, "We're lovers"

The kitchen stayed quite...I tried to break free but it was no use

"W-what? Lovers?" Sam asked, I could hear pain in his voice

"Yes...Is that right Ponk?" The God asked, happily

I was frustrated, "No we're not"

"Oh right...You're already in a relationship with...some people..." the God said, amnoyed

I could see Foolish's and Sam's expression change, they smiled a bit

"Well we can change that" The God said happily

"Alright I'm gonna stop you right there" Sam said, now annyoyed with the God, "Ponk has lovers and those lovers are u-"

"Hey! Um, let's be civil here" I say, inturppting Sam who was in surprised that I stopped him, "C-can you step outside? Please?"

The God sighed as he left the house, leaving the three of us alone. But he glared at Sam and Foolish before he left.

"Okay...Ponk...who the fu- no freak is that?!" Sam asked, "And why did you stop me from saying your our's?"

I sigh, "I'm really sorry loves...it's just that...he's a God and I'm afraid he'll do something bad to you...and he ever did then I'll never forgive my self..."