Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-29

-Nicolina-

   Everyone except Chandler is at Monica and Rachel's in the livingroom

Chandler:"Enters".Ok what is it about me?.Do I not look fun enough?.Is there something repellant about me?.

Rachel:So how was the party?.

Chandler:Well it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me.Ok so what is it am I hideously unattractive?.

Phoebe:No you are not you are very attractive.You know what I go through the exact same thing.Every time I put on a little weight I start questioning everyting.

Chandler:Woah,woah I've put on a little weight?.

Phoebe:No.not wieght...y'know more like insulation.

Monica:Chandler I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project.Ya wanna work out?.I can remake you.

Chandler:Oh you know I would but that might get in the way of my lying around time.

Monica:Please.

All:C'mon.Let her.Yeah.

Chandler:Alright ok alright.But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours I'm going home.

Phoebe:Your boobs are fine.Look I never should have said anything.Come here.Come here.

   Phoebe hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back.

Phoebe:Oh can't make....hands...meet.

*Time Lapse*

   Me,Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch at Central Perk as Rachel is working.

Chandler:"Slowly lifts coffee cup to his mouth".Ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow.

   As Chandler starts to slowly sets the cup back down I take the cup putting it on the table for him.

Chandler:She's insane the woman is insane.It's before work,it's after work,it's during work.She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk.And now they won't bring me my mail anymore.

Phoebe enters the Cafe.

Nico:Hey Pheebs how'd it go with Scott last night?.

Phoebe:Oh um it was nice.Took him to a romantic restraunt,ordered champagne,nice.

Joey:The guy still won't put out huh?.

Phoebe:Nope.Zilch nothing uh-uh.

All:Sorry Pheebs.

Phoebe:Look i y'know I don't mind taking it slow I like him a lot y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up?.

Joey:Maybe he uh...drives his car on the other side of the road if ya know what I mean.

Phoebe:No whad'ya mean?.He's not British.

Nico:Maybe he's...gay.

Phoebe:Oh um no I don't think that's the problem.Cause we went um dancing the other night and the way he held me so close and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like...definitely felt something.

Rachel:Yeah but how much can you tell from a look?.

Phoebe:No I felt it on my hip.You could tell.

Monica:"Enters,to Chandler".Yo Bing. Racquetball in 15 minutes.

Chandler:Joey be a pal.Lift up my hand and smack her with it.

Phoebe:"Seeing Ross kiss Julie outside".Oh,oh Rachel don't look.

Rachel:What?."Looks".C'mon you guys I don't care I have a date tonight.

Joey:Woah,woah,woah you have a date?.

Rachel:Yeah Monica's setting me up.

Joey:But uh,uh what about uh Ross and uh?.

Rachel:Oh what my whole insane jealousy thing?.Well y'know, as much fun as that was I've decided to opt for sanity.

Chandler:So you really ok about all this?.

Rachel:Oh yeah c'mon I'm moving on.He can press her up against that window as much as he wants.For all I care he can throw her through the damn thing.

Ross and Julie enter.

Ross:Hi guys.

All:Hey.

Ross:Oh Monica I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy ok?

Monica:Only if you say his full name.

Ross:"Reluctantly".Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy?.

Monica:Alright.

Joey:You're getting a cat?.

Ross:Uh actually we're getting a cat.

Rachel:Together?.

Ross:Uhuh.

Rachel:Both of you?.

Ross:Yep.

Rachel:Together.

Julie:Yeah we figure it'll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time.

Rachel:Oh well isn't that just lovely.That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really,really,really,really,really long time.

Ross:Hopefully.

Rachel:Well."Looks at watch".Woah look at that.I gotta go,I gotta date.With a man.Um ok you guys have a really uh have a really good night and you two have a uh,have a uh really good cat.

   Rachel leaves carrying her tray then comes back in.

Rachel:Ok we're not supposed to take these when we leave.

*Time Lapse*

   At Monica and Rachel's apartment.Me,Phoebe,Monica and Rachel are discussing last night.

Rachel:Ross kissed me.

Nico:Oh my god!.

Monica:Oh my god,oh my god,oh my god!.

Rachel:It was unbelievable!.

Monica:Oh my god,oh my god,oh my god!.

Phoebe:Ok all right.We want to hear everything.Monica get the wine and unplug the phone.

Nico:Rachel does this end well or do we need to get tissues?.

Rachel:Oh it ended very well.

Phoebe:Oh.

Monica:"Getting wine".Do not start without me.Do not start without me.

Phoebe:Ok all right let's hear about the kiss. Was it like,was it like a soft brush against your lips?.Or was it like a you know a I gotta have you now kind of thing?.

Rachel:Well at first it was really intense you know.And then oh, god and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Phoebe:Ok so ok was he holding you?.Or was his hand like on your back?.

Rachel:No actually first they started on my waist.And then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Nico,Phoebe,Monica:Oh.