Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-30

-Nicolina-

    Me,Joey,Phoebe,Monica and Chandler are at Central Perk and Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.

Chandler:All right check out this bad boy.12 megabytes of ram.500 megabyte hard drive.Built-in spreadsheet capabilities and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 b.p.s.

Phoebe:Wow.What are you gonna use it for?

Chandler:Games and stuff.

Nico:I'm definatley getting one of those.

Monica:"Reading paper".There are no jobs.There are no jobs for me.

Joey:"Reading over her shoulder".Wait here's one.Uh would you be willing to cook naked?.

Monica:There's an ad for a naked chef?.

Joey:No but if you're willing to cook naked then you might be willing to dance naked. And then."Rubs fingers together".

Ross:"Enters distraught".Hi.

Phoebe:Hey oh so um...how'd you make out last night?.

Ross:That,that is funny.That is painfully funny.No wait.Wait yeah that's just painful

Monica:Wait a minute.I thought last night was great.

Ross:Yeah it was but...I get home ok and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself oh my god what the hell am I doing?.I mean here I am,I am with Julie this incredible great woman who I care about and who cares about me and I'm like what am I just gonna throw all that away?.

Joey:You got all that from saline solution?.

Monica:We are talking about Rachel here.You and Rachel.

Ross:Believe me I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now.But now I'm with Julie so it's like me and Julie,me and Rachel,me and Julie,me and-

Rachel enters carrying a tray.

Ross:Rachel.Rachel,Rachel.

Rachel:"To Ross".Hey you.

Ross:How are you?.

Rachel:Good.How are you?.

Ross:Good.

Julie:"Enters".Hi honey.

Ross:Hi Julie."Nervous".Hi Julie.Julie um how are you?.

Julie:Good.

Ross:"Uncomfortable".Good so everybody's here.Everybody's good.So were you gonna play something Phoebe?.

Phoebe:Oh well actually-

Ross:Play it.

Phoebe:Ok all right.

Joey:Hey Julie I didn't know you wore lenses.