WOOOOOW SIKE!

"Anything that can go wrong will go wrong", Murphy once said. Sometimes you feel like shit even though you haven't had one for the day, you feel high even though you're sober for life, you feel fucked even though you're a goddamn virgin, you feel cold even though you live in Sahara desert, you feel betrayed even though you knew you trusted a poisonous snake to guard your hamster, and you feel confused, yes you feel confused just like me when I look at these people." (Bunch of young, sexy, charming, but extremely rude girls walking by giving death stare to Abigail.)

I am quite good at introducing, ain't I? oh no, narcissist behavior level one cross. Yes, after a lot of days of dwelling and hogging ice-cream I have realized that I am a qualified narcissist in the world of certified narcissists. I love how you guys are listening to me so patiently, because even my parents don't have that skill not gonna lie. Yes, the ultimate time to introduce myself, Hi I am Abby! Ummmm, I really don't have anything interesting to say about myself, but let's just say that I am quite an average homo sapien with absolutely no unique or ordinary talent. Mainly, all my life I have been between the lines of fitting into the crowd and at the same time standing out in it. Almost every time that I......... WOW, narcissist level two cross. Anyways, I am just an average teenager and right now you guys are in my brain....... "Abby hon, please don't come like that to school every day. I could lend you some money, please get a plastic surgery ASAP.", said Scarlett smirkingly. Yup, I hate that bitch so much no, no we hate that bitch. I mean ya I know am ugly but does she have to say that in front of everyone as if I didn't know about it already. Anyways, oh, there comes Will. (Will and Abby do their weird morning hand shake routine.). we have been best buds for like an eternity now. I think I like....... Oh, before that, we also have this telepathy thing so, can't disclose that right now. (The bell rings.) oh that's unusual. (People start running creating a helter-skelter in the hallway.) "That's the goddamn fire alarm", said Will with a squeaking voice. Absolutely amazing start to a very amazing first day! Good luck to me, no good luck to you guys actually! (Will and Abby run out of the school premises to see their school building burning down.)