WARNING: The word rape and s*x and other 18+ (like normal ly if you read the book) words are in here! If you're sensitive pls don't read :)
Tmwabo-hf: Don't forget, Tmwtus-df!
Tmwtus-df: Tahw tuoba tegrof (Forget about what)?
Tmwabo-hf: The raping part! Ask the children what it is!
Tmwtus-df: Gnuoy oot yeht t'nera(Aren't they too young)?-
Tmwabo-hf: That's the point!! They supose to know what it means for safety protection!
Tmwtus-df: Ffuts fo dnik tahr troppus I?! Taht od dluow I kcuf eht yhw(Why the fuck I would do that?! I support that kind of stuff)-
Tmwabo-hf: Even child rape?!
Tmwtus-df: Hbt...on...llew(Well...no...tbh)...
Tmwabo-hf: Alright! Good luck!! *runs out of the classroom*
Class: *just blinks at the man*...?
Tmwtus-df: Alllright. *claps his hand, then rubs them* Now children, do any of you know what rape is?
Class:.......?! *does know Because it's a Collage school*...
Tmwtus-df: *thinks in his head* 'Damn...these guys act like children.'
Kid 1: It's force s*x.
Tmwtus-df: Boj doog! Thgir (Right! Good job)!
Tmwtus-df: Gnihtyna seod tsipar a nehw yas uoy od tahw, won (Now, what do you say when a rapist does anything)?
Kid 2: *big inhale* WHAT THE FRICK FRACK DIDLY DACK PATTY WACK SNICK SNACK QUARTERBACK BACKSTACK KNICK-KNACK BIOFEEDBACK SLACK MACK NICKEL SACK CRACKER JACK TIC TAC- *another big inhale* DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Tmwtus-df: *sniff* Llew os syug uoy thuat I (I taught you guys so well)!
Long Horse: I'm never going to take you guys with me while I'm substituting a class.
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-bonus-
Long Horse: *grabs Tmwtu-df's secret favorite student* Do you know why you're here?
The secret favorite student: Yeah! I failed my McDonalds exam- OF COURSE NOT YOU DUMB BYACH
Tmwtus-df: *watching behind a coner and shreds a fake tear* Tcefrel tsuj s'ehs/s'eh (He's/She's just perfect)!
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Trevor Henderson Crypid's On Crack
Fanfic"Oh god damn it, TMWTUD-DF." Cartoon Cat said. Anyways, Trevor Henderson's mythos in my AU. This is also for just fun. I just make random thought in my head, imagine them in the random thought, then I put it on this book. :) Hope you enjoy. OwO
