Maze runner group chat

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Aris: I'm not sure if I'm meant to be telling you this but me and her have been speaking with telepathy while in the maze

Thomas: telepathy?

Aris: wh-? speaking...with our minds

Thomas: I'm not following

Aris: Teresa's voice in your head?

Thomas: That was Teresa?

Aris: who did you think it was?

Thomas: I don't know like my mom or something. She always told me she could read minds

Aris: so its true. You really do have mommy issues. Aren't you meant to be the smartest person here? Look, this is besides the point. What's important is that I've seen what they've been doing to the kids in this place and I think Teresa is next. I've seen horrors, Thomas, griever exoskeletons, scientists with needles the size of my forearm-

Thomas: don't worry Aris we have nothing to fear. The boys have told me about this earlier

Aris: the boys-

Thomas: ssshhh! You can't repeat this to anyone but Teresa is being taken because...she's on her period

Aris: Dude! what the fuck is wrong with you?

Thomas: what? They're probably using the syringes to suck up all the blood

Aris: yeah? and what about the grievers Thomas? What about our lack of memory? The whole maze thing? There is something underlying everything here

Thomas: hmmm i don't buy it. There's a reasonable explanation for all of this I'm sure

Aris: Thomas if your only reasoning is that Teresa is on her period what about the hundreds of boys in this cafeteria who don't menstruate!

Frypan: what in the hell did I come back to. Thomas? Why have you broken out in a cold sweat

Thomas: F-Frypan...guys don't get periods. Teresa is in danger!

Frypan: this is why Newt babysits you and I dont. Hey- Why are you standing up? Why are you walking up to that guard

Aris: holy shit! Thomas is gonna try and get through those doors and get to Teresa. Go Thomas!

Frypan: well that didn't work. Thomas just shouldered the guard and is walking back here with something in his hand... could that be? He's a genius, it's gotta be an entry card!

Aris: uh why are you holding a-

Thomas: I stole his pen!

Frypan:...why?

Thomas: so I can do this!

*Thomas grabs his napkin and begins to scribble on in before he holds up a stickman drawing of himself and just the name 'Thomas' beside it*

Thomas: I made this fake hall pass to show the guards when we want to sneak around

Aris: you didn't even put a last name on it..

Thomas: duh, I don't know my last name. Idiot.

Frypan: Is minho speaking to girls? That's unlike him

Minho: Are you the griever serum? because girl you're making me scream. Was that too much? Sorry I'm like very traumatized. You got a phat ass tho-

Aris: oh my god Sonya just slapped him across the face.

Frypan: the guards are separating them

Newt: Get off Minho! He doesn't know what he's doing. He did nothing wrong, your honor

Thomas: aaaand Newt rugby tackled the guard

Janson: Excuse me! Everyone from group A must return to their rooms immediately

Thomas: nice going minho

Minho: shut up you shank