Oliver's Bedtime Story ;)

Oliver's Story

One day, Oliver was watching anime in His room when he saw a hot shirtless picture of Denki Kaminari. He gazed at the photo for 36 seconds and suddenly, a figure appeared in his room. Holy shit, It was Jesus Christ. "Leave room for Jesus, AKA Me" Jesus whispered in Oliver's ear seductively. Oliver got a massive girl boner and squeezed his thighs together tightly. "I know you Want me, I can feel your unholy sins" Jesus growled in his ear in a hot way, Causing Oliver to squirm in his bed. Suddenly, "Baby" By Justin Bieber starting playing. Justin literally crawled through the fucking screen and caused Jesus to see himself and the white, bright ass light. He sung in his annoying ass high pitched, 16 year old self.

"All alone, in my room
Waiting for your phone call to come soon
Enough for you, oh, I would walk a thousand miles
To be in your arms, holding my heart
Oh I
Oh I
I love you"

Oliver, blessed at his Words, He felt loved by someone finally not fictional, like Denki Kaminari. Jesus cleared his throat and gave a Oliver a hickey, "Ur Mine Baby gorl" He sPaT in his ear. Oliver was stuck in a love triangle, Why couldn't he have both? Oliver ran out of the room, dying of embarrassment. Oliver couldn't get a break, he ran into the motherfucking legend himself, Micheal Heehee Jackson. "HEE HEE♡" Michael screeched very loudly in an attractive way. Oliver tripped over his own ass, long legs and fell in a drain leading to the sewers. He floated in the water, Finally escaping and cooling off. But little did he know, Pennywise was Watching him with dark, Hungry eyes, He had a Piss kink also. Pennywise came up to him and licked his eyeballs and Oliver panicked, He shrieked and Jesus luckily saved him from the hisoka wannabe and took him to a romantic dinner at Shrek's pizzeria. They sat quietly, Quite Frankly, Jesus intimidated Oliver. Oliver was nervous under his dark gaze. "ĒŤ PHØNƏ HÕMƏ, I YŒŮŘ WÆITRĔßS TODÂY" A Long, Skinny boney ass shit colored alien said. ET looked at them both under his dark emo bangs at Jesus and Oliver, Blushing Madly at the All Might figure in Oliver's ass back pocket and then the people before him. ET died on the spot and Jesus rolled His eyes. Then, Oliver's favourite band, One Direction, walked in the Shreks Pizzeria. Oliver started fangirling and singing his favourite song out loud, he had gotten on a table and starting screeching, kinda like those Gacha videos where the main characters sing Fight Song and makes everyone stop and adore their singing. This time, People started throwing food at Oliver. Oliver started sobbing but One Direction came up to him and started comforting him. Harry Styles spoke. "Oi, You rats, My bestie Oliver has a lovely singing voice, the best I ever heard," and Harry styles started making out with Oliver. The Manager we're assuming, Shrek walked out and stabbed Harry, "I will do anything for ya love." Shrek looked into Oliver's bland, green orbs. Jeez, everyone was obsessed with him, get it I guess. Shrek sneezed on Oliver and got his snot in Oliver's eyes and mouth. Then, At that Moment, Oliver knew he wasn't like other girls and he walked off into the sunset with a big ego saying, "I'm too good for anyone."