brocken inside yeah im brocken inside || kirus story

chapter 1

//healthy reminder that everything beyond this point is satire and not serious and its a huge inside joke (?) ish kinda dhhfadk so if you dont get smth ... then thats why

a/n MAKE SURE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC ABOVE ITS SOOO FITTING WITH THE STORY AND MAKES IT WAY SADDER xd

POV KIRU:

i woke up from my restful slumber, hopping out of my bed as eager as a sloth

my SISTER (ew) jumped in front of me, hissing like the evil demon she is. she bullies me so hard and i have to sit there and take it. this is my life 😂😂😂😨😨😱😱😭😭😭😭😭

"you are so stinky kee woo" she yells in her stupidly childish voice

i pass out from the pure horror and fall on my sister........ then 5 seconds later i get up and get my breakfast of a single piece of toast so i can be SO #JAPANESECORE KAWAIIIII

before i go i look at myself in the mirror

im a tall person with pale skin and pale hair thats tied in a messy bun. (i like to imagine that) i have giant badonhkerhonkers and a 1 cm waist. (but deep down... im kinda flat ://)

my black orbs dart over to the side to make sure im spared from the torment of my young blind sister. yeah shes blind by the way because this is MY tragic backstory 👹👹👹👹

she seems pretty still and unmoving so i take that as i sign i can run away from this hell i call home to an even worse hell...............................................................................

S C H O O L

i weep just from what awaits me on this average day of school. bullying from the popular girls?? my boyfriend pretending to be me online and ruining my online prescence?? who even knows??

tears flow down my cheeks beatifully but my eyes are not puffy from crying because im just so perfect. i eat my shrimpy pathetic piece of toast pathetically.

i drop the extremely light books im carrying and im about to actually full on cry for realsies, but then a super hot guy crouches down to pick them up for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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is that!!!!!! monokuma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

the man of my dreams is here at this exact moment??? wow i wonder... maybe he is the guardian angle that will save me from this #### ###### ##### ############### #### ### ########!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDD

a/n wow kiru please dont have such a dirty mouth in my holy book ok?!!!! it costs lots of money to put a roblox filter and i dont want to have to do that... :((

i bite my lip so hard and do my mating call, but he doesnt recognize it.... instead he says

"hi, you dropped these"

LIKE IM JUST SOME RANDOM NORMIE?!!!!! what the heck... im not like other girls... 😤😤😤😤 why cant he see that 😣😣😣😣

i grip my cup of starbucks that magically appears in my pristine hand, i cant believe i even imagined that he could SAVE me.... i take a sip of my starbucks to try and quell my saltiness

"th....th---t-h-t-h-t--h--t-t-t-tt-t-t---t-tthh---a-a-aa-a-a-a--a-a-a......................... thtt-t--tt-ttt-t-t-t-t-t-tthth-a--a--a--na--n-n-nn-nnn--n-nnjkk---k-kkk-s...................." (thanks) i spoke, vibrating and stuttering like a washing machine

he gives me my gross slimy books and our fingers touch for a moment and i feel like im getting electrocuted but........... in a cool way.........

omg is this true love!!!!??!?

TBC

(to be continued)

a/n wowieeeeeeeeeee that sure was a rollercoaster of emotions hahahaahh and i left yall on a cliffhanger tee hee im such an evil author anyways stay tuned because episode 2 of kirus story is coming soon

and if you dont like............ and make fun of my writing................ THEN I WILL BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!11 I WORKED 100 DAYS ON THIS WRITING GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (/j /j /j feel free to make fun of this)