red yawned and sat up from his seat. he scratched his big phat ass and picked up his phone. he checked discord and opened the maddieland group chat. He received a ping from his insignificant other, Ashe. Red blushed and read her message
Ashe: Happy Birthday red! i sent you a birthday present. i hope you like it!!
Red gasped and tried to get out if his room but his ass was too big. he shook it and wiggled free. he sprinted to the mailbox. when he got there he pulled out his keys and unlocked it. a cat girl crawled out.
"Heyyy red 😏😏"
Red shrieked and started sobbing. He ran away as fast as he can towards the alley way. the cat girl was on his tail and tackled him. "rawr uwu" said the cat girl, slamming him into the ground.
red blushed and stood up. "H-happy bday red 🥺" said the cat girl. Red felt this red substance ooze out of his nose. I-is he having a nose bleed?! Omg im having such a weeb moment! thought red. he blushed even harder.
he flinched at the sound of the cat yelling something. "CMON GIRLS" suddenly a hoard of cats ran over to him. red sobbed yet again and started running for his life. he ran and he ran and he ran until he made it to the mountains. he heard a deep growl from behind the bushes. a dark figure jumps out and growls "STAY AWAY FROM RED CAT GIRLS"
AN: maddie was supposed to write this but she isnt here rn. anyways maddie is out getting her crusty dusty toes done and drinking . yeah sooo um follow me
