Speak for yourself

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by Tony01962

by Tony01962

Hi! You Probably don't recognize my voice.. do you know who I am? My name is Poopyfarts. Lemme explain to you how I can talk.

So, we were in the regular lobby, with player, gnome , Veteran, and whatnot. I wanted to tell Player I felt bad for losing, but no matter how hard I tried, it came out sounding like a fart. Evreyone laughed at me. Sure, it was pretty funny, but how would you feel if you only spoke in farts. Honestly, I didn't feel too good that day myself. Once the round started I walked into cafeteria. I was an imposter, but I didn't really care about killing anyone. But, I had to keep playing, because evreyone would think I was bailing on them, just cause I couldn't tell them I was sick. Captain walked over to me.

"You Okay there Poopyfarts?"

I tried to say no, but I couldn't. This sucks, I thought.

"You don't look so good. Can I take you to Medbay?"

I nodded yes, and we walked over there. I remembered that my throat hurt so much that day. I fell onto one of the beds after my Med scan. Wait, how could I do Med scan if I was an Imposter? Anyway, I just took a huge nap, as my throat hurt way too much. I barley could take it, so I woke up.. to Captain in front of me.

"You look like you're having a rough time sleeping. Does something hurt??"

"My throat." A voice said, startling me so much.

"W-what..?" Captain said, as confused as I. It wasn't anybody in the lobby... WAIT. was it me?? Okay, just say something random, so That nobody can copy me.

"My name is Poopyfarts, and holy cow, I can speak!!" I said Proudly.

"Oh my god, we have to go tell the others!!" Captain said.

so, we were in admin, with Player comforting Veteran, who couldn't do card swipe.

"Hello, player!" I said, in a little creepy way.

"Oh god, Novisor!? Stay back!!" Player said, totally creeped out.

"Dude, who IS that?" Veteran said, confused as heck.

"I'm Poopyfarts!! I can talk now!!" I exclaimed with joy. Just then Gnome came into the room.

"Captain said you actually spoke!! Talk, Poopyfarts! I swear Captain, if this is a joke--!" Gnome said more annoyed then happy.

"Nope! It aint! you hear that? It's me, Poopyfarts!"

Word got around to evreyone that I can talk now, so here I am.

Hoped you liked this one-shot! love ya!