Band Texts (5SOS) (Lashton & Malum) (BoyxBoy)

Kumquats

Michael: GUISE TOMORROW OUR ALBUM IS OUT IN THE USA, MEXICO, AND CANADA WHAT THE FUCK

Calum: babe omg i know

Ashton: im about to piss myself actually

Luke: ew ash

Ashton: sorry its nerves

Luke: aww ur vvv cute

Michael: excuse me bumfucks me and calum are trying to celebrate while u two are being all gay and gross

Calum: um mikey ur gay too

Michael: thats besides the point asian man

Calum: I AM NOT ASIAN U FUCKING KUMQUAT

Ashton: oh shit

Luke: omg do u see the glare calum is sending to michael

Michael: WHY ARE U LOOKING AT ME LIKE U WANNA IMPALE ME

Calum: BECAUSE I DO

Ashton: oh he wants to impale u alright

Luke: oh my goD

Michael: EXCUSE ME CAN WE GET BACK TO THE CELEBRATING??

Calum: no sex for u tonight

Michael: what

Ashton: im literally choking on my spit this old lady is looking at me all weird

Luke: well there will be sex for u tonight though :)

Michael: WhAT

Michael: ashton

Michael: ash

Michael: …can we share Luke???

Ashton: UmmmMMMMm

Luke: WHAT THEF CUK

Calum: MICHAEL WHAT THE FUCK

Michael: what? we’ve fucked each other before anyways lol

Ashton: SO?