The long awaited (or not) Waluigi oneshot book.
Featuring some of my AU's.
Enjoy while I have internet on my laptop.
This is currently the only book I'm posting for lol.
Enjoy the lanky lad, his bro Wario and the many different versions of Waluigi t...
They were named after Mario and they were dangerous as hell.
Today during a random party featuring (Y/n), Waluigi, Wario and Daisy, there was a minigame called: The Choicest Voice.
The game involved the participants doing their best to imitate other people, be it themselves or the audience.
"I cannot do anything high pitched for the life of me," Wario says as he inspects the microphone in his big hand.
"Well you're gonna lose then," (Y/n) says.
"Hah! You're on (N/n)!" Wario exclaims, "You're gonna lose to ME!" he points to himself proudly.
"No. You two are going to lose to me!" Waluigi says, he leans over to tower over his two best friends, "I do prank calls professionally."
"SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS PRANK CALLING ME?!" Daisy yells.
Waluigi's expression goes to one of fear and he looks at the fuming princess, "Now now... Calm down... I was joking,"
Daisy yells something indecipherable and makes a slitting throat motion.
"Oh..." Waluigi turns away from the female and looks to Wario and (Y/n) in desperation, "Help."
"You got yourself into this dummy," (Y/n) says.
"Shut up (N/n)."
"Alright the game is starting!" Wario says as the spotlights shine down on the four.
"Alright the first impersonation you need to do is this," Toad says before a clip of Bowser roaring plays on the screen.
(Y/n) blinks in panic and looks to Daisy who gave a look of confusion.
Wario attempts the noise first but coughs and wheezes. Waluigi makes his own attempt but it was higher in pitch than Wario's. Daisy's wasn't even close and (Y/n) just groaned into the microphone as a way to say the game was impossible.
Wario won the round.
"Next clip!"
The clip was of Luigi screaming.
Everyone just screamed into their microphones.
Luigi sat in the crowd with an unamused expression as Mario laughed at the four.
Waluigi won that round.
"Last clip!"
The last clip was of (Y/n) speaking gibberish.
"The fuck?" Waluigi says, "Did you have a stroke or somethin'?"
"I don't even know how they got the clip," (Y/n) replies.
Wario attempts to mimic (Y/n)'s voice but fails miserably after saying "Egg salad" in a mixture of an Australian and Russian accent.
Waluigi speaks some gibberish of his own and laughs.
Daisy doesn't even try.
(Y/n) tries their best to replicate their nonsense.
(Y/n) wins.
"It's a three-way tie between Wario, Waluigi and (Y/n)! We're gonna have another round," Toad announces.
The next clip was of Mario.
Wario literally just uses this as an opportunity to mock Mario and make him angry.
Waluigi does his best but his voice sounds more like Luigi's.
(Y/n) tries their best and wins the round.
"Yay what do I win?" (Y/n) asks.
"This!" Toad throws a dice block at (Y/n), "Your very own dice block!"
"The fuck?" (Y/n) inspects the object in their hands.
It was a (f/c) six sided dice with; two sides with a ten on them, one side with minus two coins on it, one side with a two on it, one side with a five on it and another side with a minus 10 coins on it.
"Sheesh..." Waluigi says, "Minus ten coins?"
"That's a horrible block," Wario squints his eyes at the block, "The colour's nice though."
"How much longer is this party going to go on for?" (Y/n) asks Daisy.
"Another few hours," the princess replies. Waluigi, Wario and (Y/n) groan.
A/n: I have got new glasses since the old ones were too powerful and got prescribed to me back in 2014 XD. I can now see and write. Motivation is low and school is back on again which sucks ass but anyway...
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