Ten Little Roosters

Chapter One: And Then There Were Nine

Many people from roosterteeth gathered at the First Annual RoosterTeeth Banquet. Barbara was playing her famous Cat piona, everyone chatting amounst the ten people there.

"Thanks for helping me out man, beards are not all sunshine and rainbows." Adam said as Miles pulled a plastic fork out of his long beard.

"Yeah well you know it does look really nice i gotta say." Miles said as he brought that same fork to his teeth, scraping them

Adam mumbled a 'yeah yeah' at the saying

Miles stopped with the fork and pointed it at him "well you think i could grow one, in some time and stuff."

Adam broke Miles dreams by saying a blunt "no"

Miles mumbled a "cool" and looked down, playing with the fork in his hands as he made a soft sigh.

Michael and Lidsney sat at a long table, the two on different sides "can we talk about this later?" he asked his new wife

"Later when?" Lidsney exclamied at her husband, you could hear the anger in her voice "Like after you die and you leave me with, lets see, with 57.81 in gamestop store credit " She said taking out the piece of paper with all of Michaels credit scores

"Lidsney! Its 57.81 now, but imagine its worth with investments and stuff!"

Lidsney sighed, placing her hand on her hand as she leaned on the table "At least you have good insurance"

Back in the kitchen, Gus opened a bear, placing it in a wine glass, making it look like wine so no one noticed. Chris came in, tripping over his hobits cape and dropping his glass, breaking it as it hit the ground. 

"Chris you are aware this is a formal party, correct?" Gus said looking at Chris with disappointment

Chris looked up at Gus "uh yeah, yeah, thats why i wore a tie " He said playing with the red tie he wore

"yeah, but you wore a hobbit outfit around that tie" GUs said pointing with his drink at the tie that Chris was wearing

"so, some people think i look handsome in it " Chris said, pointing to his outfit

"Darnit it chris you pulled the same thing at my quinsinyeta, you tripping all over the place with those stupid hobbit feet on, why dont you go wonder infront of a herd of elephants and get trampled to death " ((POSSIBLE HINT))

"yeah im sure youll love that when one of your best friends is dead ((HINT))"

"youre right ill feel good" Gus said, bringing the drink to his lips but not taking a sip "Gus you know, not all you wonder are lost" Chris said looking at him "Toliken?"

"Not all who work here are flipping nerds, Sirolo" Gus said taking a sip of his drink.

Gavin sat at the table just getting ready for what was happening.

"Gavin" Ryan said after he sat down, while putting his drink down.

"Ryan" Gavin said back, now looking at him

"Ryan" Gavins clone said as he sat down, placing his drink on the table

"WHAT THE FLIP!" Ryan said, loudly "Burnie!You said no plus ones" Ryan then mumbled "i wanted to bring my nana"

"Gavin! I told you no plus ones!"Brunie yelled at gavin from two tables away

"Do clones count as plus ones "Gavin asked playing with his pants

"We can compromise, say their three fifths of a person, maybe?" 

"Wow, soild racist. Gavin stop bringing one and one fifths more people to this party then youre supposed to! "Brunie said to gavin, pointing at him/*********************