This is a book about a white cat named Euphorious, hence the title, and this cat (who will often be referred to as Euphie) is an ordinary house cat, until one day when he gets bitten by a radioactive spider--- I'm kidding. He doesn't get bitten by a radioactive spider. He... eats a radioactive spider's offspring (I know right, totally wasn't expecting that). He then begins to stand like a human, dress like a human, eat like a human, and then talk like a human.
This is actually based on a neighbor cat named Atticus Finch (whom we fondly regard as "Atticus the catticus who needs to lose his fatticus", seeing as he is rather overweight.). This Atticus Finch likes to come over to my house and get his long white hair over everything. He (Atticus) sadly isn't any type of magic, just is always shedding and asking for petting. Sigh.
Now, please do your best to not hate me for by bad writing, for I do enjoy it but am rather terrible at it, and learn of the days of Atticus- sorry, no, of Euphorious the cat.
Love,
Isabel
