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Cum Sandwhich karlnap

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this is gonna be karlnap- idk why- but it is

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Sapnap was out doing some shopping with Dream, and it was just Karl at home by himself and he wanted to treat Sapnap with a treat when he got home. So he decided it would be a good idea to make a sandwich.
He opened the fridge to get some turkey and mayonnaise, he knew Sapnap liked mayo and turkey. That was about it. He never really ate sandwiches, so he didn't know what to put in it.

He was cutting the bread diagonally when he randomly thought about Sapnap pinning him down, and obviously he immediately became semi-hard. He bit his lip slightly and tilted his head back, the knife still in the bread. "Can my brain not do this right now?" He sighed. He finished cutting the bread and set the butter knife down. He soon realized he cut the bread before putting anything in the sand which. "Oh honkers!" He got more bread and laid them next to each other, thinking about what else to put in the sand which, he was still hard by the way.

He decided to say fuck it and he turned around and leaned on the marble counter and began to palm himself slowly, imagining it was Sapnap. He never was one to use curse words, but he has a sailors mouth when he's in bed. "Ah, fuck Sap." He quickly pulled his sweats and boxers down to the middle of his thighs and began slowly jerking himself off.

He sort of had to be quick about it since he was gone for an hour and a half already. He brought his hand to his mouth and spat some of his saliva into it, returning his hand and jerking himself off again. He bit his lip to hide his noises, even though he was home alone. It was just out of a habit.

Since his hand wasn't doing enough work, he sat on the kitchen floor with his legs up to his chest, they were spread for easy access. He brought 3 fingers to his mouth and begin to coat them with his saliva. He slightly moaned into his fingers, he imagined that his fingers was Sapnap's dick. "Mmnh. Fuck, Sapnap." He began thrusting his fingers in and out of his mouth.

He totally forgot what he was supposed to be doing at this point, but he still thrusted his fingers. He was making himself gag, as he was hitting the back of his throat. Once he was done face fucking himself, he brought one finger to his hole. He swirled his finger around simply to tease himself, but soon stuck it in.

It had been about 2 minutes and he had already stuck all his fingers in, he enjoyed the pain. He didn't have any toys to help himself in any way, so he brought his other hand to his dick, wrapping his hand around it and pumping his hand up and down in a swift motion. He was honestly a moaning mess.

He did this for about 15 minutes before thinking about the time, he would have to hurry up, and he looked around for anything to cum into. There was nothing.

But there was one thing.
The sandwhich.

He quickly removed his fingers and stood up, pumping himself still. He aimed himself at the turkey that was already on the bread as he finished with a loud moaning. "Ahh! Fuck Sap! So fucking good." The white sticky substance spilling onto the turkey, slightly spilling off the sides. He quickly pulled up his pants and boxers and realized what he had just done. "What the fuck did I just do?" He looked at his mess on the unfinished sandwich.

Yes he could have simply just thrown those parts away, but that's a waste of food. So he finished putting the sandwich together and waited on the couch.

30 minutes later

Sapnap unlocked the door and opened it, seeing Karl on the couch. "Hey Karl!" He slightly waved.
Karl shot his head to Sapnap. "O-oh, hey Sap!" His face was slightly pink. "I erm.. I made you a sandwich!" He stood up and walked over to the sandwich and did jazz hands over it. "Ta-Daa!"
Sapnap walked over to it. "Cool! What's on it?" He tilted his head slightly as he looked at the other with a curious expression.

Karl's eyes widened but quickly went back to normal so he didn't seem like something was up. "Oh! It just has some turkey and mayo on it!" There was no mayo. The substitute for the mayo was.. well.. you know. "Cool! Thanks." He wrapped his arms around Karl and gave him a big hug. Karl did the same.

Sapnap picked up the sandwich and took a big bite, showing a face of disgust almost immediately. "Oh god, what's the date for the mayo?" He continued chewing, still having a face of disgust. "I- I didn't check. I'll throw it away though!" He didn't want Sapnap to look at the date on it since it would be safe to eat. He quickly opened the fridge and threw the mayo away.

"Karl." Sapnap was looking at him with a serious face. "You really think I'm that stupid?" He chuckled. "W-What do you mean?" He began fidgeting with his hands. Sapnap looked down and shook his head in disappointment. "I know this isn't actually mayonnaise." Karl's eyes widened as his face flushed a deep red. "It's probably just old!" He gave a nervous laugh.

Sapnap pulled the sandwich apart to show the sticky substance. "I don't think that mayo is supposed to look like this." Karl sighed. "There wasn't anything else around to- do that into!" He slightly frowned, looking away from embarrassment. "Oh Karl. I'm not mad about it, but can I ask how you got hard making a sandwich?" Karl walked over to a seat and sat down. "I was thinking about something." The silence in the room was painful, and Sapnap wasn't having Karl's brattiness. "Thinking about what?" He was always so stubborn.

Karl didn't want to confess to him just yet, but he had a little courage to tell him, and so he did. "I was erm.. I was thinking about you doing things to me." He chewed on the inside of his cheek and fidgeted with his hands. He was fully ashamed.
But Sapnap nodded. "I excpected so. You're not good at hiding how you feel you know." Karl had looked at Sapnap for a split second before he spoke before he quickly looked away again. "Shut up!" He meant this in the nicest way possible, he liked getting picked on. "If you needed help you could have text me. Note that for next time you have a problem." He got up and left the sandwich on the kitchen island as he headed to his room, his door closing with a light thud.

Karl sort of just sat there and thought, just staring at the sandwich. He sat for about 5 seconds before he got up and threw the sandwich away. "What the honk just happened?" He was still confused but he headed to his room and closed the door. He was going to take a nap until he got a message.

Sappy🔥
i could actually use some help if you want to help a guy out ;)

He looked at the message and his eyes widened as he shot up from his bed and headed to Sapnap's room

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i hated myself writing that one part- but i need ideas so uhhhh.

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