DC: The Brave and the Bawdy

Titans: The Shoulders of Giants

"Mm..." sighed Linda, curling up closer.

Wally smiled as he squeezed his girlfriend around the shoulders. Wally was sitting on the end of the sofa, where Linda had nestled herself between his arm and his body. She clutched at her boyfriend's white T-shirt and looked up at him. Wally looked back down at Linda.

The two were sitting in the dark before the dull flickering of Linda's muted TV, playing the headline news as usual. Linda's studio apartment was modest to say the least, but she had made it clear to Wally that she didn't enjoy being rushed to his place at super speed, so they had decided to stay here for the night.

Wally felt a rush of arousal as Linda kissed his neck. He breathed in as he opened his body up toward her and she crawled up on top of him, shoving his shoulders into the armrest of the chair and kissing the side of his face. Wally expected her to come in hard with a kiss on the mouth, but she surprised him with a gentle one that barely brushed his lips. He let out a quiet gasp as she pulled away for a moment before coming back on top of him with a kiss so strong Wally felt his heart rate spike. He sighed as Linda lifted her face back and smiled at him.

"You know," she whispered, "sometimes I fantasize about you in your super suit."

"Yeah?" smiled Wally back, "What kinds of fantasies?"

"Oh you know," began Linda, running her hand through Wally's hair, "Sometimes you save me... Sometimes I save you..."

"Sometimes you save me?" scoffed Wally.

"Sure do, hot stuff," she asserted, pushing down on his chest with her hand, "Sometimes I have help..."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah..."

Linda let one of her strokes through Wally's hair continue down his neck and chest, slowly making its way to the crotch of his jeans where she could clearly see the outline of his erection. Sneering at Wally for a moment, Linda pressed down on it with her hand. Wally's eyes widened as he visibly held in a moan.

"Sometimes Wonder Woman is there," she whispered.

Wally smiled as his eyes slowly closed.

"Sometimes Aquaman... Sometimes Black Canary..."

Wally bit his lip as Linda stroked him through his jeans again.

"Sometimes the Flash..."

"Ew, gross!" yelped Wally, sitting up so abruptly that Linda backed away.

"What!?"

"That's my uncle you're talking about!"

"Aha!" grinned Linda widely, "Barry Allen is the Flash! I knew it!"

"What?!" croaked Wally, realizing what he had just done, "No! No! I didn't say which uncle!"

"Gee, I wonder if it's the one who lives in Central City?" said Linda, rolling her eyes, "The one whose wedding you would NOT shut up about?"

"...crap," sighed Wally, burying his face in his hands.

Just when I was about to get laid, too... he thought.

"Oh come on," offered Linda, "Sorry, I didn't mean to- I won't tell anyone, I promise. I'll keep it a secret! Just like the others!"

"That's just it," said Wally, looking over at Linda, "Because of me you know the identities of like... six superheroes. I feel like an idiot. Barry never lets this kind of thing happen."

Linda frowned. Wally could tell she wasn't sure what to say. Instead she simply rested a hand on his shoulder and gave it a squeeze.

"Oh boy," noticed Wally, glancing at the newest headline on the TV.