Minho's Main Hoe » lee know

Prologue

Clowns. Everyone is a clown at this point, and especially after that declaration of love by Sihyeon to Jisung, the stays on the internet were going nuts.

However, the clarification to the fans could wait, at least until after the dinner.

After a fun, talkative dinner, Sihyeon and Jiwon went home, being dropped at their place by Jisung. As soon as they were off, Chan rushed to Minho, who was watching some emotional drama on the television. Hyunjin sat beside him, bawling his eyes out, while Minho just commented, "This is so cliche."

Hyunjin let out a demonic sob.

"Minho? I wanna talk to you," Chan asked, and the said man tensed.

"Me?" he questioned, knowing how Chan had probably noticed the notification from that app.

"Yes, you. Come," the leader spoke, watching as Minho got up and walked behind him. Once they reached the kitchen, Chan sighed, "I wasn't expecting that."

"Ahaha...haha," Minho sarcastically laughed, "You don't say! Your love life was born out of that app."

"So you admit that you truly are on Daddy Material?" the leader's eyes widened, and he almost squealed when Minho replied with, "...Alright, I am."

All of a sudden, they heard someone chewing on wafers. They turned to see the source of the noise, and found Jeongin standing at the edge of the kitchen, stuffing his face with wafers.

Minho groaned.

"H-How long have you been standing there?" Chan asked, not able to control his laughter.

"Since forever," Jeongin mouthed another wafer in his mouth, "I have mastered the art of staying so incredibly still that I am practically invisible."

"Who are you even copying? Drax from Infinity War?" Minho said in utter disappointment.

Jeongin chewed on another wafer, "So I heard that you're on Daddy Material too?"

"How the heck are you so chill about it?" Chan shrieked, "I am almost about to combust!"

"At this point, I'm not even surprised. Disappointed but not surprised," Jeongin simply stated.

"Who is using old memes here? I wanna join!" Felix peeked from the other edge of the kitchen, eyes gleaming like that of a meme material.

"FELIX!" Chan squealed, "MINHO IS ON DADDY MATERIAL TOO!"

Felix paused, letting the information slowly sink in. That scream, however, invited the others who were around, and minus Jisung, everyone left around came sprinting to the kitchen.

"Say what?" Seungmin was genuinely shocked.

"DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT?" Hyunjin had forgotten all about the emotional drama playing on the television.

"Guys! Why would you go on sketchy apps to find a stable relationship? I mean, Chan and Jisung got lucky, but isn't it too weird that the app is all that is left in this world for healthy relationships?" Changbin spoke like a wise kid.

Felix finally processed the information thrown at him like a flying football (and getting hit by that on the face is pretty painful, not gonna lie), and he jumped up and down, "I... DID YOU FIND ANYONE THERE? ARE YOU GUYS DATING?"

"As a matter of fact, I did find someone," Minho smirked.

Chan gasped, "WHAT'S THE NAME?"

"Yiren."

That's when Jisung entered the dorm, and seeing everyone collected in the kitchen, he walked over to the crowd, asking, "What's going on?"

"DADDY MATERIAL!" Felix exclaimed.

"Um, no, I'm not?" Jisung raised his brow.

"MINHO IS!"

"Nah- HOLD UP!" Jisung gasped dramatically, "YOU ACTUALLY USED MY RECOMMENDATION?"

"Wait...!" Seungmin spoke, "Your recommendation?"

"Yeah! I told him to use it the same night I introduced it to Chan!" Jisung proudly stated.

Silence. A moment later, Felix stood agape when he said,

"What the actual-"

(a/n: OMG THIS BOOK IS ACTUALLY STARTING-

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