Yonk was love, Yonk was life,
They had a family, kids, house and wife.
Their amazing looks blew people away,
But this love was doomed not to stay.
Yonk was taken far too soon,
I remember when him and him wife would spoon.
He was sexy, and rather handsome,
We will catch the murderer! Put on their ransom!
Yonk was murdered, rather violently,
The death was saddening, murdered silently.
It was rude, depressing angry and lonely,
The flesh on its back, rotten and bonely.
Yonk was eaten, rather hideous!
Archie ate him like the bitch from incideous.
What a motherfucker, but we won't despise,
Because he'll get sad if we say otherwise.
Yonk please come back to us, we miss you dearly,
We will never forget you, daily and yearly.
Yonk we love you. And we will replevin.
Because you belong to us, everyone
And Kevin.
