Love Never Dies- Nico di Angelo x Reader Oneshots

1. April Fool's

"Bad day?" You knock on the Hades cabin door.

"Go away, (Y/n)." Nico said, burying deeper into his bloodred blanket (he hadn't had time to redecorate the gloomy cabin). "I'm not going to let you come in." You sighed and shrugged sweetly before kicking the door down, the skull decoration falling with a defeated plop onto the wooden shards. Nico yelped and used his blanket to cover himself up to his chin (news flash Neeks, you've got nothing to hide), looking like an adorably scared little puppy. His silky hair was in its usual disarray and his pale face relaxed into a frown.

"You know you have to fix the door now, right?"

You shrugged again. "Advantages of being Valdez's friend. I'll just exploit him again." You grinned evilly and Nico visibly gulped in fright.

"What's got you down?" You asked, crossing your arms. "Are you sick?"

Nico shrugged innocently. "Come closer and I'll tell you." He whispers (seductively?). You narrow your eyes at your best friend. "I will do no such thing! I don't want to contract any diseases from you. How about you tell me right now and I won't tell everyone you still sleep with your creepy stuffed skeleton?"

Nico gasped and covered the sides of his skeleton's cranium. "Don't listen to her Bonie. She doesn't respect your beautifully crafted structure." He then proceeded to childishly stick out his tongue at you. "Don't worry. You'll always be my second favorite." He smirked.

"Oh no you didn't-" Marching over to Nico's bed, you yank the skeleton out of Nico's long fingers. "Now listen here, you worthless piece of calcium. You are nothing but a cheap, made-in-China chunk of rapidly decaying...toy. Oh."

You sheepishly handed the skeleton (you could've sworn she stuck out her bony middle finger at you, that bish) back to Nico. He flashed you another annoying smirk.

"Wait a minute. You're not even sick, are you?" You glare at the son of Hades, who looked half dead as always.

" 'Fraid not. But I never said I was."

"So why did you lock yourself in your room, moping like an abandoned Cyclops?"

"Because this was all just a set up to get you-" Nico pointed at your current position. "-in that spot." You suspiciously asked, "Why?" (After all, anything could happen on the first of April. So far, three pig bombs had already trashed the camp.)

"So I could do this." Nico snaked an arm around your waist, causing soft tingles where his cold fingers lightly danced across your skin. You flush at the sudden contact as you are pulled on top of his warm body. His face was so close to yours, his warm breath gently fanning your lips. You stare at his dark mysterious eyes, trying not to like out a fangirl-like squeal.

"Happy April Fool's mia bella." He whispers, tilting his head forward so that his pink lips landed on yours. "I finally got you on my bed."

Author's Note: I'll let your imagination run wild *raises eyebrows suggestively* So I wrote this and I had to include a note. Sue me. So what do you guys think? It would mean the world to me if you left a comment :) Also, this was my first attempt at any kind of oneshot so if this sucks...constructive criticism is welcomed? I know I had sort of a weird POV in this oneshot.

Also, did any of you play an April Fool's prank on anyone? Our whole class did on our teacher XP (we made her think she cancelled class). And yes this is a bit late for April Fool's but I bet you weren't expecting that huh? So April Fool's :P Also, 'mia bella' means 'my beautiful' in Italian (*squeals like the deranged fangirl I am inside*). How did I know that? Because of my extensive knowledge of the Italian language...and because Google Translate is my best friend.

So um. YEAH I KNOW IT'S LATE BUT I FINALLY WATCHED BIG HERO 6. And the whole time, I was thinking that Hiro would be the PERF Nico di Angelo! Who agrees? I mean like his hair and everything. And he was so bitter in the beginning because he lost his sibling and hello Bianca anyone. So this is really informal. Um.

Happy reading everyone

~Fangirl xx