Gashu x Monokuma 🥺🥺🥺

Monokumas trip to the park

(I hope you guys know that this is satire put in a serious tone.  Also none of the art I put in this book is mine. Just random stuff I have in my camera roll. But anyways, enjoy)

"What to do... what to do..." monokuma muttered under his breath. He has been retired after the third game. He had so many achievements but he doesn't want to stare at them all day. Well, not right now. "You know what? I'm gonna go to the park and scream at children." And as he said that he got his keys and went into what he called 'The kuma-mobile'. He was proud of the car and called it his baby.

As monokuma reached the park in his sweet ride, he saw the all the children there he can terrorize. So he got out of his car. He strutted his stuff to the kids but he has seemed to miss the person who was already scaring and scarring the poor children. That man was Gashu. Monokuma was disgusted but amazed. He was disgusted because he scared the children off by complimenting them. Like saying "Oh master Gin, I am honored to be called a poo-poo head." That made the supposed kid named gin to run away screaming. This feeling was new, but monokuma couldn't place it.

"Oi! CRABBY!" Monokuma went up to the man with a weird mustache. "Hm? I don't suppose I know you." Gashu tilted his head with a neutral expression. "Huh?! You don't know I am?!" Monokuma screamed in surprise. "I AM MONOKUMA. THE GREATEST BEAR TO LIVE." Monokuma scream at Gashu. He was mad at him. First he scared all the children monokuma was planning to scar and second, he didn't even know who he was. That's probably normal but monokuma couldn't help but get more angry. "Oh you're that half-half bear that kills people." Gashu said with such a monotone voice. "I have no business with you so please get out of my way and leave you nuisance." Gashu said it in a sour way. "I'm a nuisance?! You're the one who came here and terrorized kids I was supposed to terrorize." Monokuma had to put it straightly, he didn't like Gashu nor hate him. "Hmph, whatever I'm just gonna go and terrorize those teenagers." Monokuma gave the children scaring to the man with a weird face. Though monokuma had a bit of admiration for this Gashu guy.

Monokuma saw this one kid with green hair with a bucket on her head. As he was about to grab out his microphone and tap her shoulder, he touched Gashus hand. Apparently Gashu wanted to terrorize the same kid. Monokuma blushed. It took a few seconds for him to realize they were still touching hands. Gashu had some blush on him, but monokuma couldn't tell because he is too dense.

"I thought you were terrorizing those other children...." Monokuma said more timidly, with your making eye contact. "I was but got bored of them. Then I saw a cute bear go for a bucket girl." Monokuma blushed at Gashu calling him a cute bear. "H-hey..... do you maybe wanna terrorize them together?" Monokuma suggested. He was shaking. He has never EVER did it with someone before. He was nervous. He didn't want to get rejected. This was a very territorial thing for Monokuma so even suggesting to someone else is an honor. "Sure. Let's see what you can do." Gashu said looking straight into Monokumas eyes.

Bonus:
Kanna, the child who was there to witness the terrible sight, was terrified. She was with Sou and kugie. "K-kugie...." Kanna said shaking. She hugged her sister. But that didn't mean kugie or sou wasn't terrified either. They were in the same boat as kanna, just able to contain it for kannas sake. "It's gonna be fine, they're leaving." Sou claimed but in actuality he just began moving them to a different spot.

(Whole chapter is 643 words)