My girlfriends a hot killer (Five X Reader)

Page: 1 chapter: 1 We only see each other at weddings and funerals

On one day in 1989, 43 infants are inexplicably born to random, unconnected women who showed no signs of pregnancy the day before. Sir Reginald harvgress eccentric billionaire and adventurer, resolved to locate and adopt as many children as possible.

~Sir Reginald Harvgress was walking to a house to get a baby~

Reginald- Extraordinary!, ............how much do you want for it? ~Reginald speaks Russian~

HE GOT SEVEN OF THEM (for now) 😉

🎶Picture yourself when you're getting old🎶

~Seven women with one stroller each followed Reginald to the Academy~

🎶Sat by the fireside a pondering on🎶
🎶picture Book🎶
🎶Pictures of your mama Taken by your papa🎶

~ Reginald and The seven women arrived at the Academy-

🎶A long time ago Long time ago🎶
🎶Long time ago yeah, yeah, yeah🎶

TODAY

News reporter- Billionaire Sir Harvgress has died Today at 8 O'clock Am

~Vanya zoned out because she couldn't believe that he died~

Vanya- Dad...

~Vanya went in a cab and arrived to the

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY~

~Vanya opened the doors to the academy and saw-

Vanya- Hey Mom

Grace- stayed quiet

Allison- Vanya? ~ walks down the stairs~

~Vanya turned around to follow the voice-

Allison- You're actually here. ~chukles softly-

Vanya- Hey, Allison

Allison - Hey, sis ~chuckles softly then hugs Vanya~

~Vanya hugs back they let go after hearing~

Diego- Ah. What is she doing here? You don't belong here. Not after what you did. ~walks down the stairs~

Allison- You're seriously gonna do this today?

Allison- away to dress for the occasion, By the way, ~Deigo walks back upstairs

Diego- at least I'm wearing black.

Vanya- You know what? I-- Maybe he's right ~Vanys stuttered~

Vanya- And I shouldn't--

Allison- Forget about him. ~ Allison interrupted~

Allison- I'm glad you're here.

~Floors creaking~

~Luther in sir Reginald room investigating Diego hears him and walks to the room~

Diego- I can save you some time. They're all locked. No forced entry, no sign of struggle nothing out of the ordinary ~Diego walks up to Luther~ Oh, you got big, Luther. ... What's the secret, huh? Protein shakes? Low carbs?

Luther- what do you want?

~Diego pulls out a piece of paper-
Diego- The autopsy report.
~hands Luther the paper Luther tries to grab it but Deigo takes it back then Luther takes it out of his hand as reads it~

Luther- And you have this why?

Diego- well, that's because I... Broke into the coroner's office. And surprise, surprise Dad's death was... normal. Just boring old heart failure.

Luther- Yeah, so?

Diego- Yeah, so why ya in here? ... Checking all the windows? We're you the first one on the scene -Pogo found him.

Luther- Yeah, I talked to pogo. He said he couldn't find Dad's monocle.

Diego- And your point being?

Luther- Can you think of a single time you saw Dad and he's not wearing that monocle? No. Which means someone took it. Which means there's a chance he wasn't alone when he died.

Diego-  There is no mystery here. Nothing is avenge. Nothing to solve, nothing like that. It's just a sad old man who kicked it in a big empty house. Just like he deserved.

Luther- You should leave.

Diego- whatever you say, brother. ~ Deigo walks out~

~Luther sighs~

~Vanya examines the house and saw the book she wrote about her life and picks it up and opens the book and saw what her Dad wrote in her book "Dad- I figured, Why not -V" Vanya closes the book~

Pogo- Welcome home, Ms. Vanya.

Vanya- Pogo. ~Vanya walks up to Pogo and hugs him ~

Pogo- Hmm.

~They pull away~

Pogo- So good to see you. Ah, yes, your autobiography.

Vanya- Do you know, umm... Did he ever read it?

Pogo- Hmm. Not that I'm aware of.

~Vany nods and looks at the picture of Five and Y/n~

Vanya- How long has it been since Five and Y/n disappeared?

Pogo- It's been 16 years, four months, and 14 days. ~Pogo looks at vanya~
Your father insisted I keep track.

Vanya- You wanna know something stupid? I always used to leave the lights on for them. I was scared that they would come back, it would be late and the house would be dark and they wouldn't be able to find us, so they'd leave again. So every night I'd make a little snack and make sure all the lights were on.

Pogo- Oh, I remember your snacks. I'm pretty sure I stepped in half those peanut butter and marshmallow owe sandwiches. ~Vanya sighs~
Your father always believed that Y/n and Number five was still out there somewhere. He never lost hope.

Vanya- And look where that got him.

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(THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOK I'M SORRY IT WAS SHORT BUTI HOPE YOU LIKE IT!)