Mineta Oneshots Cause There Aren't Enough

Whipped For You

A/N: video does not belong to me.

Ok .... so Mineta had a problem. He was hella gay for his best friend, which is the only one he's got as of now unfortunately. Is it the cute way he short circuits after over using his quirk, is it his golden eyes that illuminates his day, or is it that he is the only one who made the effort to be his friend from the start.

He doesn't even know anymore. After having many sleepless nights debating on his thoughts he finally decided that he loved everything about the hyper blonde and that there was nothing else to be said. But alas the reality always comes in the way of darn everything doesn't it? I mean the way he looks at Jirou just says it all. He is 100% in love with her. He then sighed at the harsh reality and got up from his bed getting ready for yet another school day. He put on his uniform and made his way toward the common room just indulgence his thoughts in kaminari. He suddenly felt his face clash on someone's lower stomach, and how cliche, it was the guy he was just gaying over. " Heyya mineta, wats up?" Kaminari said in his usual cheery voice. " Hey man it's goin fine how about u". " U know, same old , same old", said kami. " Btw it's been a while since we hang out, Minecraft at mine?" " Sure why not?" the grape boi said. " "Okie see you then." said kaminari before walking away. " " Great now I get to gay panic infront of him too."mineta thought a bit grumpily. He finally entered the classroom after walking for like 10 minutes ( idk how long it takes) and sat down in his seat. He just quietly sat on his chair not talking to anyone as he's started doing for a while now. Fifteen minutes later Aizawa came in and started teaching the class.

( Time skip to lunch)

Kami's POV~

Lunch FINALLY arrived so I went to my usual spot with the Bakusquad. " Hey guys what's up", I said. Everyone stared at me for a sec before giving me a knowledgeable smirk. " Sooo we saw you talk with grape boi, what happened~?" she teasingly asked. I flushed a little at her words and said " Oh nothing much just asked him whether we can play Minecraft at mine. " Oi dunce when are you gonna fuck with him?" "W-what? " I said my face now full on burning to a shade probably darker than Kiri's hair. " I mean it's totally obvious that you've fallen for him harder than you did on those stairs that day." Sero said slightly snickering. "CAN Y'ALL STOP BULLYING ME !??" I said while hiding my now burning face with my backpack. " Ok, ok we'll stop now dude before you explode" Kirishima said. I silently screamed and started eating and talking with my friends.

Time skip: After school

Mineta' s POV

I was walking back to the dorms after school when a hand touched my shoulder. I quickly turned around and saw kaminari changed out of his uniform smiling at me. " Hey u ready to go?" He asked. " Ya just let me go to my dorm to get changed" I said. " "Ok then I'll come with."
Kami said. I replied with ok and we started walking, anddddd you guessed it I started gay panicking, I mean I'm walking alone with my crush so I couldn't help it. We finally reached my dorm and he said that he'll wait outside. I then went in and got changed in an oversized gray hoodie that went to my thighs, and tight purple shorts. I came out and saw kaminari looking at me with slightly flushed cheeks and... HOLY SHIT IM ACTUALLY TURNING DELUSIONAL. I shook my head out of that thought and we continued walking silently to his dorm

Kami's POV

"OMG... WHY DOES HE LOOK SO CUTE!!?"I screamed internally with my cheeks flushed slightly at the sight of him. "Ok, OK kami don't screw things up especially when your with your crush right here", I mentally noted to myself while we were walking to my dorm. We reached my dorm and started playing Minecraft building stuff and...( A/ N: I have no clue I've never played Minecraft lmao 💩) We were playing Minecraft for a couple hours when I felt a little thud on my shoulders.

Mineta's POV

Me and kami were playing for couple hours when I felt my eyelids start to droop, and soon enough everything was black

Back to our gay electric boi kami~

" Oh shit, my crush is sleeping on me what to do I do" kami thought to himself. He decided to take use of the opportunity and picked the lil grape up with ease and started cuddling with him on the bed. The Blondie found himself dozing off while staring at the grape ( not in a weird way y'all-) and fell asleep while cuddling him.

The next morning
( Mineta's POV)

I felt something hard against my cheek ( not that ya pervs) and something wrap around me, I then opened my eyes to find that kaminari... Wait a minute, KAMINARI'S CUDDLING ME. I then closed my eyes and opened them again only to find kaminari stare at me sleepily with a hint of something else ( I love u BiTcH, and I ain't ever gonna stop loving you bItCh~/ I'm srry lmao) He then heard him say " Good morning min~" in a hella raspy voice. "It honestly should be illegal to sound like that" I thought before getting pulled closer if that's even possible with kaminari resting his head on the crook of his neck saying, " I love you Minoru Mineta. I was stunned at his sudden confession but before I could reply I felt a soft pair of lips on mine, I just closed my eyes and went with the flow. He then pulled away and look at me in the eyes before saying "I really am Whipped For You."