It's christmas eve, 1997, 8:39PM, You are 6 year old and very excited for christmas to arrive! Your mom comes into your room with a blanket. "Alright sweetie, it's time to sleep! Merry christmas." she'd give a kind and gentle smile towards you. You'd smile in response as she gave you the blanket and walked out, turning off the light and closing the door. You dose off.
12:AM.
You awaken from your peaceful slumber, seeing your curtains breezing and open, along with your window. You shrug it off and try to fall back to sleep. 3 minutes later, you hear a noise downstairs. 'is it santa?' you thought, you tip-toe downstairs. The lights are off but someone is definetly there, As you reach for the light switch you see a tall figure. A man with glasses looks down at you, it's neil cicierega?. You obviously didn't know that cause you're nothing but a short young six year old dumbass but it's neil okay? Neil stared at you and smiled, "shhhh,,,it's me..santa! Go back to sleep." You being the idiotic snot filled disgusting creature you are nod and go back upstairs. Neil would then put your cat into his pocket and then ran around the house quietly, putting gasoline all over the floors. He'd then take out a match and lit your home on fire. And of course nobody hears you or your parents screams because happy endings are shit
the end
oh and meat ghost isnt actually here that was just clickbait
