It was a cold dark night at Peppa Pigs house so she went out of her bed (to get a starbucks coffee) and tryed not waking up her stupid ugly little gremlin gay brother.
*George wakes up*
"Peppa what are you doing?" George asked.
"I didn't want to do this but you know what happens when you catch me sneaking out of the house," Peppa got out George's rainbow (gay) bat and hits hits him until he says he won't tell on her.
Peppa steals Daddy pigs car keys and puts the keys in the car. If your wondering how Peppa didn't wake up mummy pig and daddy pig well mummy pig did wake up but daddy pigs fat ass was crushing her so she couldn't move.
