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by Connermanguy

by Connermanguy

Matt: ow falling through that portal hurt like CRAP
Tom: yeah and... MAMAMAMA MATT
Matt: * turns head with confusion* WOOOOOOOWWWWWWW,
So many ppl.
Tom: let's ask for directions.
Matt: excuse me sir where are we exactly
Sir: your in mc-central.net server
Matt: how'd we get here
Sir: well you've must of been chosen because only special ppl fall into the portal.
Matt: wasn't the portal the end portal?
Sir: yes but did you find it in the grasslands
Matt: yeah why
That's where it's NOT supposed to be that's why it changes direction and brings you here.
Tom: cool I wanna explore * tries to run off *
Matt: TOM STAY HERE
Tom: ugh fine
Matt: have you been getting more normal cause usually you say something weird.
Tom: I think the portal changed me cause I don't feel the urge to find a pig and crawl up its...
Matt: TOM DONT EVEN
Tom: what I was going to say crawl up a pigs mouth DUH
Matt: well thank you kind sir
Sir: NP, have a wonderful adventure
Matt: ok Tom lets goooooooo RIGHT
Tom: ok wait there are different from aye to go like 8 different ways.
Matt: let's go in the first one S-K-Y-W-A-R-S
Tom: YEAH
* Matt and Tom steps onto pressure plate teleporting them to S-K-Y-W-A-R-S selection *
Matt: which one... Oh 1 is open
* both get teleported to waiting room waiting for S-K-Y-W-A-R-S to start *
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Start game!
Matt: what do we do Tom
Matt: Tom, Tom
Tom: behind you on the island over here.
Matt: cool but how do I get over there
Matt: and how'd you get that armor and sword and more stuff
Tom: hint hint, THERES A CHEST TO YOUR LEFT, DUH
Matt: sweet I got diamond chest plate and a iron sword, and some other crappy armor and eggs and bow and like 3 arrows
Tom: don't forget about blocks
Matt: I am gonna build to you Tom ok?
Tom: ok
17 blocks later
Matt: finally you made it and um HIDE SOMEONES BUILDING TO UR ISLAMD AND HES GONNA RUN OVER HERE.
Matt: we can beat him he has leather freaking armor.
Tom: oh yeah... CHARGE
Matt: he has only like 3 hearts left and I have 8 left I will kill him easily
1 killing later
Matt: wow that was easy I got 2 ender pearls 1 for me and 1 for you.
Tom: oh YEAH let's go ready, set, Gooooo * threw their ender pearls to center *
Matt: thank god no one was here😌
* guy in leather tunic staring at Matt and Tom like he's a noob *
Matt: oh yeah.... KILL HIM
Guy: LEBRON JAMES... DONT KILL ME
Matt: ok you'll be our little slave
Tom: just because he's whereing and brown leather tunic doesn't mean he's been a slave
Matt: Ikt😅.......................😳
Guy: can I team with you
Matt: UGGH fine don't get in the way though
Guy: LEBRON JAMES, I
Matt: well we have to sacrifice you so bye bye😝
Another killing later
Matt: he was running like a baby
Tom: that was sad... What am I talking about it was fun😄😄😄😄😄